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GuitarBizarre 03-30-2011 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1023707)
okay that lady is straight up retarded like seriously!

Why risk losing sensation to your clit just so that your beef curtains can look better?

Bitch are you doing porno and you need people to see your perfect looking pussy?

come the fuck on now.

Also, I object to making fun of the husband for his teeth.

Sure, he may need a nose job but leave his teeth alone.

I don't get the whole obsession with people wanting perfect looking teeth.

I have struggled with the little gap that I have between my teeth for years but I have come to embrace it in recent years. There is no way that I'm getting braces ever.
I like to think I have nice teeth. Of course, the front two are both partially fake, as they were chipped in 2 seperate incidents.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-02-2011 07:16 AM
My vagina is quite happy being the sloppy Joe it is. So I have hair that can't be reached without a Brazilian, so I can nearly tie my lips into a bow, the main thing is that there are no cobwebs in the vaginal hole so a penis can go inside it. At the end of the day, if a guy is so focused on my vagina then he's probably got issues. Guess I'll never be a porn star. Sigh.

djchameleon 04-02-2011 07:19 AM
lol what? porn stars vaginas come in many shapes and sizes and levels of hairiness

if you wanted to be a porn star, I'm pretty sure you could.

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-02-2011 07:20 AM
As long as it's soft wet & warm, who cares.

djchameleon 04-02-2011 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 1029273)
As long as it's soft wet & warm, who cares.
quoted for truth

Scarlett O'Hara 04-02-2011 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 1029273)
As long as it's soft wet & warm, who cares.
It's wet alright. I love talking about my vagina. It's so special to me. I'm actually the type of person that would talk about it to your face too.

djchameleon 04-02-2011 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1029286)
It's wet alright. I love talking about my vagina. It's so special to me. I'm actually the type of person that would talk about it to your face too.
I wouldn't expect any less of you

I would be shocked if you DIDN'T talk about it to my face and others.

s_k 04-02-2011 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1029286)
It's wet alright. I love talking about my vagina. It's so special to me. I'm actually the type of person that would talk about it to your face too.
Vagina monologues. :D
I'd probably end up seeing it.

I somehow have this strange thing that makes girls not to be ashamed around me. It's nice. It has become pretty common for me to drink tea with a girl who's in the bath tub haha. I just ask at some point 'want some tea?' and then 'are you decent?' and usually it goes 'nah, doesn't matter'. :D.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-02-2011 07:38 AM
I love being totally comfortable with someone. I miss it.

s_k 04-02-2011 07:41 AM
I didn't mean girlfriends in this case. But obviously my girlfriends didn't mind me seeing them naked. That would be weird.

Or did you mean "regular" friends


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