OH HAY! Would you be interested in somma dat DESIGNER VAGINER????

TockTockTock · 03-23-2011, 06:08 PM

I'm a bit hesitant on clicking that link...

crukster · 03-23-2011, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Once she has her shiny new muffler, she'll be giving it a spin around the block. What wife wants her vag to look good for her husband?!? That goes against everything I've learned about women when their comfort levels reach a certain point. If you're already settled down and pooing with the door open, you're not primping your lady parts.

I reckon she is very aware of the fact she's a lot hotter than him. And she's worried that if she loses her looks he'll leave her

or maybe she's got a very judgemental gynaecologist, who knows

Freebase Dali · 03-23-2011, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by crukster

I reckon she is very aware of the fact she's a lot hotter than him. And she's worried that if she loses her looks he'll leave her

or maybe she's got a very judgemental gynaecologist, who knows

Have you seen the guy?
I don't think he's quite in the position to up and abandon his family because his wife's vag looks sloppy.

Burning Down · 03-23-2011, 06:40 PM

She must have really low self-esteem. I think she should've spent the money on getting the husband some braces.

**Janszoon** · 03-23-2011, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

She must have really low self-esteem. I think she should've spent the money on getting the husband some braces.

s_k · 03-23-2011, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You primp your lady parts?

Haha, no my girl would allow me to see her pooping and farted in my presence, but still cared about the way her vagina looked

Freebase Dali · 03-23-2011, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

She must have really low self-esteem. I think she should've spent the money on getting the husband some braces.

Unless his teeth got that way from some horrid event transpiring in her unspeakable nether-region during some sort of cataclysmic carpet munching, I would be inclined to agree. At least, then, when he fakes a smile because of the unbearable quality of their marriage and sex life being influenced by the sheer monstrosity that exists like a lurking beast between her legs, it won't be so off-putting.

I think they should put that money towards their kid's college education.

Burning Down · 03-23-2011, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Or a nose job. I'm really torn between what's worse, the teeth or the nose.

s_k · 03-23-2011, 06:48 PM

Sings "I can't decide which is worse", Tom Petty style.

djchameleon · 03-24-2011, 05:27 AM

okay that lady is straight up retarded like seriously!

Why risk losing sensation to your clit just so that your beef curtains can look better?

Bitch are you doing porno and you need people to see your perfect looking pussy?

come the fuck on now.

Also, I object to making fun of the husband for his teeth.

Sure, he may need a nose job but leave his teeth alone.

I don't get the whole obsession with people wanting perfect looking teeth.

I have struggled with the little gap that I have between my teeth for years but I have come to embrace it in recent years. There is no way that I'm getting braces ever.

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