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TockTockTock 03-23-2011 05:08 PM

I'm a bit hesitant on clicking that link...

crukster 03-23-2011 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1023234)
Once she has her shiny new muffler, she'll be giving it a spin around the block. What wife wants her vag to look good for her husband?!? That goes against everything I've learned about women when their comfort levels reach a certain point. If you're already settled down and pooing with the door open, you're not primping your lady parts.

I reckon she is very aware of the fact she's a lot hotter than him. And she's worried that if she loses her looks he'll leave her

or maybe she's got a very judgemental gynaecologist, who knows

Freebase Dali 03-23-2011 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by crukster (Post 1023250)
I reckon she is very aware of the fact she's a lot hotter than him. And she's worried that if she loses her looks he'll leave her

or maybe she's got a very judgemental gynaecologist, who knows

Have you seen the guy?
I don't think he's quite in the position to up and abandon his family because his wife's vag looks sloppy.

Burning Down 03-23-2011 05:40 PM

She must have really low self-esteem. I think she should've spent the money on getting the husband some braces.

Janszoon 03-23-2011 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1023276)
She must have really low self-esteem. I think she should've spent the money on getting the husband some braces.

:laughing:

s_k 03-23-2011 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1023240)
You primp your lady parts?

Haha, no my girl would allow me to see her pooping and farted in my presence, but still cared about the way her vagina looked :)

Freebase Dali 03-23-2011 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1023276)
She must have really low self-esteem. I think she should've spent the money on getting the husband some braces.

Unless his teeth got that way from some horrid event transpiring in her unspeakable nether-region during some sort of cataclysmic carpet munching, I would be inclined to agree. At least, then, when he fakes a smile because of the unbearable quality of their marriage and sex life being influenced by the sheer monstrosity that exists like a lurking beast between her legs, it won't be so off-putting.

I think they should put that money towards their kid's college education.

Burning Down 03-23-2011 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1023281)
:laughing:

Or a nose job. I'm really torn between what's worse, the teeth or the nose.

s_k 03-23-2011 05:48 PM

Sings "I can't decide which is worse", Tom Petty style.

djchameleon 03-24-2011 04:27 AM

okay that lady is straight up retarded like seriously!

Why risk losing sensation to your clit just so that your beef curtains can look better?

Bitch are you doing porno and you need people to see your perfect looking pussy?

come the fuck on now.

Also, I object to making fun of the husband for his teeth.

Sure, he may need a nose job but leave his teeth alone.

I don't get the whole obsession with people wanting perfect looking teeth.

I have struggled with the little gap that I have between my teeth for years but I have come to embrace it in recent years. There is no way that I'm getting braces ever.


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