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Old 02-29-2012, 05:13 PM   #41 (permalink)
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They aren't really linked to anybody, it's just somebody I know know's a kid who know's a kid who goes to X school a couple hundred miles away that does it.

I know a girl who pleasured herself with a sharpie and showed it to her friends like it was the coolest secret ever but that's not an urban legend, that's just a disgusting rumor about some bitch I know.
Like using the marker as a dildo? what the fuck?
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:22 PM   #42 (permalink)
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She should just save up her weekly allowance until she has enough to get a proper *****.
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Old 02-29-2012, 06:01 PM   #43 (permalink)
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She should just save up her weekly allowance until she has enough to get a proper *****.
It's probably cheaper to just get a real, live man. At the very least, he'd be way more fun than a dildo.
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Old 02-29-2012, 06:16 PM   #44 (permalink)
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It's probably cheaper to just get a real, live man. At the very least, he'd be way more fun than a dildo.

I have actually trained my dick to work like a Sybian
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:05 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Like using the marker as a dildo? what the fuck?
other end, she was just dumb enough to think she invented dildos. She was like 11 or 12 I think.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:43 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Im pretty sure there is a vietnamese brothel on my street next to the bar and porno store... God I hate me neighborhood. Lots of rumours go on about it. It's one of those "massage" parlours but its super scummy and just run in some dingy household.
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