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Old 03-23-2011, 10:43 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Toronto is a place full of urban legends. Don't know any off the top of my head though.
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:31 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:36 AM   #33 (permalink)
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There's a guy who walks around downtown. He wears camo and looks homeless. He talks to himself and takes a few steps forward, then one backwards when he walks. Legend has it he got depressed after being in the military and came home and got into drugs and his brain is fried. There's another guy named "ski pole man" who walks around carrying skiing poles at all times. Just walking through random areas. I was at McDonald's once at the Drive Thru and he walked out of the woods and right past my car. Rumor is that he's a child molestor as well.

There's also this old guy, who is probably dead by now, that plays tennis ALL THE TIME. His name is Alf. And I played a few times with him when i was in middle school and would hang around the rec park with all the sports fields. He always just sat in his car at the tennis courts waiting for someone to show up and asked to play. Nice old man, he was like 90 something at the time. But everyone said he was a child molestor as well.

My mom lives in this up-scale private development and right outside of it is a small Jewish cemetery. Everyone thinks it's haunted. Apparently if you go to this bench in the back corner and say some German phrase ghosts will appear. But me and a buddy smoked blunts back there before and nothing happened but we were scared as shit. I've been in there a few times and nothing happened but I don't know German so I didn't say anything
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:44 AM   #34 (permalink)
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there's a myth here that if you stand at a T-junction, with your a$$ facing the main road, at the intersection, and you bend over, and look between your legs at midnight during the Hungry Ghost Festival (around July), you'll see ghosts

didn't happen for me, there's a T-junction right outside my house
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Old 03-24-2011, 04:52 AM   #35 (permalink)
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There's a guy who walks around downtown. He wears camo and looks homeless. He talks to himself and takes a few steps forward, then one backwards when he walks. Legend has it he got depressed after being in the military and came home and got into drugs and his brain is fried. There's another guy named "ski pole man" who walks around carrying skiing poles at all times. Just walking through random areas. I was at McDonald's once at the Drive Thru and he walked out of the woods and right past my car. Rumor is that he's a child molestor as well.

There's also this old guy, who is probably dead by now, that plays tennis ALL THE TIME. His name is Alf. And I played a few times with him when i was in middle school and would hang around the rec park with all the sports fields. He always just sat in his car at the tennis courts waiting for someone to show up and asked to play. Nice old man, he was like 90 something at the time. But everyone said he was a child molestor as well.

My mom lives in this up-scale private development and right outside of it is a small Jewish cemetery. Everyone thinks it's haunted. Apparently if you go to this bench in the back corner and say some German phrase ghosts will appear. But me and a buddy smoked blunts back there before and nothing happened but we were scared as shit. I've been in there a few times and nothing happened but I don't know German so I didn't say anything
I think that private development is also a child molester
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:07 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 02-29-2012, 04:09 PM   #37 (permalink)
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My principal fought in desert storm and I guess he lost a testicle. His son even says he really only has one testicle. He was supposed to have run over a camel with a storm trooper in desert storm too. I heard that the same camel bit his nut off or that it got shot off but exactly how he lost it isn't quite clear. I guess he might have had testicle cancer a few years back and kept it quiet so I feel sort of guilty about making fun of it and saying "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh.......noooooo..... .." when I pass him in the hallway but he cheats on his wife with my teachers and is just a general ****ish person so I don't feel too guilty.

A guy a few schools over had sex with a dead cat then had sex with his girlfriend and she got this weird infection in her vagina. She tried to get it out with mayonaise and that seemed to work for a while but then she got a spontaneous orgasm in class. Everything was quiet, she was thinking about schoolwork, everyone around her was taking a test or something, quiet, deep in thought, and she just had this loud, random orgasm. At first she got in trouble and they yelled at her but then she got really upset and they believed her, she couldn't help it, so they took her to a doctor and saw that there were maggots in her vagina and them squirming around had given her the spontaneous orgasm.

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Who the hell tries to get infections out with mayonaise? How did that rumour start? And why would anyone **** a dead cat?
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Old 02-29-2012, 04:13 PM   #38 (permalink)
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That kind of sucks.
But my principal probably just had a good old fashioned bout of testicle cancer and I don't think anybody ever had a maggot vagina or intercourse with a dead cat. Everybody just says these things happened because nothing happens around here. Urban legends are fucking great that way, they don't have to be true or even plausable, they just have to be interesting.
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Can't these stories hurt the people who are rumoured to like sex with dead cats or have their vag filled with mayonaise and maggots?
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They aren't really linked to anybody, it's just somebody I know know's a kid who know's a kid who goes to X school a couple hundred miles away that does it.

I know a girl who pleasured herself with a sharpie and showed it to her friends like it was the coolest secret ever but that's not an urban legend, that's just a disgusting rumor about some bitch I know.
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