Procreation

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-03-2011, 04:06 AM

If you were the last person on earth who wasn't sterile and was considered genetically survivable and you were given a choice by the government who only had the power to make one more person fertile for you to have children to save the human race, who would that person be?

I also want to know genetically what your perfect child would be, how would they look, what sex, and what personality traits would they have? What is your idea of the future? It is your mission to make this decision. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands.

This is a bit of fun so be as serious or silly as you want!

djchameleon · 03-03-2011, 04:46 AM

hmmm I'm going to split mines up and give two answers. One is going to be normal person and the second one is going to be celebrity type person.

Normal person I would HAVE to choose you. No brainer

Celebrity would have to be ummm. Devon Aoki. I'd want our new race to be a mix of dark skinned short asians.

crash_override · 03-03-2011, 05:05 AM

First decent looking girl I saw, as per usual standards.

PurpleWolf · 03-03-2011, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

Any decent looking girl I saw, as per usual standards.

Fixed

How else do you procreate? Especially if its only with one person?

OccultHawk · 03-03-2011, 06:26 AM

I would demand that the government make me a hermaprodite and then clone me and then we would have double lockings of our genitalia and finally rape our offspring when they become of age. The world would be so beautiful then. And I would also like to go anal with Cyndi Lauper if I could somehow mix that into the bargain. Girls just wanna have fun, you know.

MoonlitSunshine · 03-03-2011, 07:39 AM

To be perfectly honest and slightly cheesy, my girlfriend, as Damn those kids would be totally insane, and ridiculously geeky, and I could trust them not to make idiotic mistakes for at least a few generations...

Howard the Duck · 03-03-2011, 09:05 AM

i would probably ask them to clone me and make him a her then make love to myself

i do that all the time

seriously, I would still choose my fiancee

if it were some celebrity type, I dunno, maybe Neko Case thus ensuring a lineage and genealogy of people who are musically inclined and have good taste in music

or Kelly Chen, wherein the only race in the world is the Master Race - the Chinese ha ha ha

Paedantic Basterd · 03-03-2011, 09:34 AM

I would definitely choose sterility. In a realistic world, you'd be raped to death.

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 03-03-2011, 11:30 AM

I'd want a supergenius woman. She wouldn't have to be particularly attractive(she'd be the most beautiful woman in the world anyway) but definitely somewhere between the ages of 19-28.

I'd love to give the human race a fresh start, and a chance at an enlightened age. Even if we'd all be plagued with incest.

TheBig3 · 03-03-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Skaligojurah

I'd want a supergenius woman. She wouldn't have to be particularly attractive(she'd be the most beautiful woman in the world anyway) but definitely somewhere between the ages of 19-28.

I'd love to give the human race a fresh start, and a chance at an enlightened age. Even if we'd all be plagued with incest.

I remember when I didn't know statistics and thought this sort of things was possible. Enlightened? I think they've tried that before.

03-03-2011, 04:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Procreation If you were the last person on earth who wasn't sterile and was considered genetically survivable and you were given a choice by the government who only had the power to make one more person fertile for you to have children to save the human race, who would that person be? I also want to know genetically what your perfect child would be, how would they look, what sex, and what personality traits would they have? What is your idea of the future? It is your mission to make this decision. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands. This is a bit of fun so be as serious or silly as you want! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

03-03-2011, 07:39 AM	#6 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	To be perfectly honest and slightly cheesy, my girlfriend, as Damn those kids would be totally insane, and ridiculously geeky, and I could trust them not to make idiotic mistakes for at least a few generations... __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

03-03-2011, 06:26 AM	#5 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I would demand that the government make me a hermaprodite and then clone me and then we would have double lockings of our genitalia and finally rape our offspring when they become of age. The world would be so beautiful then. And I would also like to go anal with Cyndi Lauper if I could somehow mix that into the bargain. Girls just wanna have fun, you know.

03-03-2011, 09:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	i would probably ask them to clone me and make him a her then make love to myself i do that all the time seriously, I would still choose my fiancee if it were some celebrity type, I dunno, maybe Neko Case thus ensuring a lineage and genealogy of people who are musically inclined and have good taste in music or Kelly Chen, wherein the only race in the world is the Master Race - the Chinese ha ha ha

03-03-2011, 09:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	I would definitely choose sterility. In a realistic world, you'd be raped to death.