I need help.
 

I'm looking for ideas for something funny to give/make my friend for his 21st birthday party on Saturday. It can't be too crude as his family will be there and I don't want his 90+ gran to go into cardiac arrest. I know you internet people have something up your sleeves! :D

Baked goods!

A big ass bottle of his favorite booze. That was my favorite 21st B day present.

You seriously can't go wrong with baked stuff. I guess just be aware of allergies and whatnot.

A homemade birthday card is always nice too :)

Maybe it's just me but I've never found baked good particularly funny.

Unless you're talking about spacecakes, of course.

A singing gorilla-gram

I'm loving the baked goods idea, but its not really the style of the present I'd like to "make" him. I'm going to buy a present and make a funny one. Like something that'll have us all in stitches, something along the lines of... like total ****ty photos of him drunk etc and put them all in an album. and add the bad ones of all our friends too :) we'll get a laugh but he can keep it kinda thing?

:laughing:

That might actually be a good idea. I don't think his granny will know what a fleshlight is.

And if she asks, just tell her it has to do with the internet and she won't ask any more questions.

I think he would find me really creepy for making him a vagina. He's a considerably good looking guy. I'd rather he had mines ;). jk.

Then all you need is a pretty bow.

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I was going to make this joke but thought it would be inappropriate. Thanks for going there. :laughing:

Haha..

But Kayleigh, you know I've always seen you as one of the lads. To know you have a vagina is like a knife through the heart. :(

it was only my wishful thinking. I'm like her... down there.

blue legs?

Solid vag.

hinges for legs?

SOLID vag.

But how, I don't even... what? :D

Hell yea.

'Sup gais!
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Haha, I'm not sure what any of you would mean by a solid vag.
But judging by FD's Reply it's a good thing or summin'?

Hahahahahaha!


Just chalk it up to ambiguous humor.

See what you think of these:

You could do the put a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box type thing, and give him a really huge present that ends up being something small.

I guess YouTube links would be a funny gift. Unexpected at least.

Snap!

Crackle!

Pop!

They probably don't cost much either.

I'll take snap and crackle....definitely going to pass on pop.

I'll keep Pop busy, dont worry. Look at those thighs :D

Good man, taking the grenade and all.

lol she's not even a grenade! She's lovely!!! If thats what is considered a grenade, then call me the bomb disposal unit!

I was just figuratively speaking. I don't think shes unattractive, its just that dj is more interested in the other two meaning pop is the grenade in my book :).

Ah I get you... We're all looking out for you here dj, you'd better appreciate it!!

Have you sorted a gift out yet?

Yeah I was wondering if you figured out what you are getting/making for your friend yet since it's tomorrow and everything.

Also Kay hit the nail on the head....grenade doesn't necessarily mean ugly just someone that's in the way of getting to the others :)

I have a friend nicknamed Shield....he's an awesome wingman that knows when to step in and take care of the grenades.

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