How to create your own fleshlight
 

Ever wanted one but you've been too embarrassed to go out and buy one? Missus won't let you? Too young? Look no further!



You will need:
-1 Plastic cup
-1 (soft) cleaning pad
-1 Rubber glove
-No self respect

Instructions:
Cut the cleaning pad in half.
Place the glove between the two halves of the cleaning pad.
Slide the sandwiched glove into the plastic cup.
Pull over the excess glove around the rim of the cup.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h1...picdump_29.jpg

Enjoy.

Or, for the Star Wars fans - a Yoda fleshlight:

http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/medi...fleshlight.jpg

:laughing:

oh man...that doesn't even....I don't.....yeaah....

it's probably not going to feel the same.

Brilliant.

Yes!!

A friend of mine bought one of these for his 18th birthday a few years back. What a moment of shame. Sad thing is, he's done so much more ****ed up **** that we don't even give him hell about that anymore. Anyway, his came with a fancy "post-use cleaning kit" and everything. It was pretty disturbing.

Edit: You're actually supposed to microwave it briefly to warm it up before you use it...



yeah.

word? you mean I've been using a cold fleshlight for years and didn't know?:crazy:

Very corpse-like.

well not really....the lube I use tends to make it feel good regardless of it not being warm.

I'm not sure this beats the old Bait 'N Tackle.

And you know this because...?

I don't own a fleshlight but I do have something similar to it. Well two of them actually but I don't really use them often. I used to use them more frequently about five years ago or so.

just take a medium-sized glass jar

buy a pound of pork or beef liver

slice the liver in half

put both sides into the jar

lubricant optional

feels just like the real thing

lol that's roughing it....I wouldn't go that far.....might as well just use your hand at that point.

I always thought that fleshlights were an urban myth...

OMG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. thats AMAZING!!!!

Looks like TheCunningStunt had a fun weekend ;)

Certainly productive.

i knew the quality of the threads on this site was getting rather questionable as of late but this is the first time i've had to consider opening up the thesaurus to find a new word for pathetic, but instead i'll just go with sad.

this site has become a sad, sad place.

This site probably has become realistic then :D

typical Mr. Dave commentary. he comes around every blue moon to leave a grumpy comment about how the place has changed before disappearing off into the night again.

Yep, just so happens he's done that about 3,492 times now. What an annoyance.

really? I thought he stuck around for a bit to rack up at least 2k of those posting about music and maybe the rest of them was bitching about how the site has changed

That describes about half of MB.

:laughing:

true including myself but I don't complain about how MB has changed but I did take a few very long breaks from MB

Anyone got a DIY version of something similar for us girls?

:D

:tramp:

Do you really need one? Can't you just go get something from the fridge or use the grip of your handbrush or your bikecycle pump or your deodorant or the salt shaker or one of those thick markers or a ladle or the toilet brush or something?

At least we know why he wanted to be banned and spend less time here now.

^ I've already bagsied the next 3 months!

This post is fucking intense.

I know right? Tore is corrupted.

If you're attractive, I may have a Do-You-Myself version.

I had to fight the urge to make an alphabetically ordered bullet list.

Haha.. that would have been even better.

:laughing:

and that whole bait n tackle thing...dude...

Lol when I first saw the thread title I thought a flesh light was pulling your skin out and make it so it's covering a bright light and watch it glow red through the other side.

...moving right along...

It should really have been a pink sponge.

Me too!
What a surprise, right...

so naive lol

i wanted to buy a golden dildo for my fiancee

why golden? lol