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Old 03-01-2011, 05:13 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:13 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Anyone got a DIY version of something similar for us girls?



If you're attractive, I may have a Do-You-Myself version.
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:16 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:19 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Haha.. that would have been even better.
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Old 03-01-2011, 08:17 PM   #35 (permalink)
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and that whole bait n tackle thing...dude...
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Old 03-01-2011, 09:30 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Lol when I first saw the thread title I thought a flesh light was pulling your skin out and make it so it's covering a bright light and watch it glow red through the other side.

...moving right along...

It should really have been a pink sponge.
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Old 03-01-2011, 09:55 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Lol when I first saw the thread title I thought a flesh light was pulling your skin out and make it so it's covering a bright light and watch it glow red through the other side.
Me too!
What a surprise, right...
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Old 03-01-2011, 10:39 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Me too!
What a surprise, right...
so naive lol
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Old 03-01-2011, 11:31 PM   #39 (permalink)
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i wanted to buy a golden dildo for my fiancee
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