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Old 02-28-2011, 06:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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And you know this because...?
I don't own a fleshlight but I do have something similar to it. Well two of them actually but I don't really use them often. I used to use them more frequently about five years ago or so.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 02-28-2011, 06:39 AM   #12 (permalink)
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just take a medium-sized glass jar

buy a pound of pork or beef liver

slice the liver in half

put both sides into the jar

lubricant optional

feels just like the real thing
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Old 02-28-2011, 07:17 AM   #13 (permalink)
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just take a medium-sized glass jar

buy a pound of pork or beef liver

slice the liver in half

put both sides into the jar

lubricant optional

feels just like the real thing
lol that's roughing it....I wouldn't go that far.....might as well just use your hand at that point.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 02-28-2011, 04:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I always thought that fleshlights were an urban myth...
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Old 02-28-2011, 05:00 PM   #15 (permalink)
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OMG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. thats AMAZING!!!!
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Old 02-28-2011, 05:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Looks like TheCunningStunt had a fun weekend
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Old 02-28-2011, 05:29 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Looks like TheCunningStunt had a fun weekend
Certainly productive.
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Old 02-28-2011, 08:25 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i knew the quality of the threads on this site was getting rather questionable as of late but this is the first time i've had to consider opening up the thesaurus to find a new word for pathetic, but instead i'll just go with sad.

this site has become a sad, sad place.
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Old 03-01-2011, 02:25 AM   #19 (permalink)
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This site probably has become realistic then
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Old 03-01-2011, 03:24 AM   #20 (permalink)
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typical Mr. Dave commentary. he comes around every blue moon to leave a grumpy comment about how the place has changed before disappearing off into the night again.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
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You're a terrible dictionary.
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