The Science

highoctane93 · 04-28-2011, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

Oh...my...god...this is going to be interesting. Lesson one screw them over before they can screw you over and your gold. Never turn your back on a friend for a woman...that really burns them up. And always...always...make alcohol more of a priority than them and you cant go wrong. Am I missing anything?

hahahaha omfg thats the funniest thang ive heard 2day and its pretty much the truth and i hate typing this to you since im a girl and all

EvilChuck · 04-28-2011, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

A female friend of mines posted this after reading my facebook status this morning and he said everything I did but he went on for 3 mins.

That guy's voice is annoying as f*ck. But he has a point, women are at times ridiculously complicated and dont actually know what they want, or they know what they are supposed to want, and pay lip service to it so that people wont judge them negatively, but then end up with the opposite because thats what attracts them... which leads to people judging them negatively anyway, because most other people arent idiots lol.

As for men, are we this simple really?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 04-28-2011, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

Let me help a bit with that article. Because there is often a reason behind why I say something, but not THAT big of an explanation. It by no means covers all women, especially because I'm a lot more straightforward than a lot of women seem to be, but this is what I would mean if I say these things:

What I say: “Why don’t I take your number and I’ll call you?”
What I mean: You probably wouldn't call me, so I'll try to pursue you first and see if that works out.
Why I say it: I want to take the reins with this one. I want to take some initiative.

What I say: “Oh, sorry, I already have weekend plans.”
What I mean: I don't really know what I'm doing, but I'm not trying to hang out with you this weekend.
Why I say it: You've probably done something to annoy me, but not enough for me to tell you to **** off. I'm giving you about one more chance to make things better, and you're done.

What I say: “This feels good, but we really shouldn’t.”
What I mean: "This feels good, but we really shouldn't.
Why I say it: I don't want to do this. You're either making me uncomfortable, we're doing it for the wrong reasons, I'm afraid you're going to think it was a mistake because I'm self-conscious, or I made a mistake and don't want to make another one.

What I say: “So, what have you been up to?”
What I mean: “So, what have you been up to?"
Why I say it: I want to know what you've been up to.
(If for some reason, I WAS mad at you and I'm asking this, it could be to find out why you didn't call. But that's not code, it's common sense. I literally want to know what you've been up to.)

What I say: “If you want to have a guy’s night, go ahead, fine.”
What I mean: "If you want to have a guy's night, go ahead, fine."
Why I say it: Cause I want you to have a guy's night.
(If you've made plans with me and have canceled them to hang out with the guys, you're annoying, and I'm annoyed, and you'll know. I will have MUCH more of an attitude and I will NOT tell you it is fine.

What I say: “So, tell me about Diane.”
What I mean: “If you say something I feel threatened by, I'm going to kick her ass, and then yours.”
Why I say it: Say she's pretty. Say she's really nice. Say she's an awesome cook. It's all fine with me, really. If you for some reason give me an inclination to believe that she is hitting on you, she will realize, first by yourself, and then by me, that you are taken. If you haven't told her, we're over. If you have told her and she's disrespecting me as your girlfriend, get her away from you. If you have told her, she's disrespecting me as your girlfriend, and you let her think that's fine, it's over. Don't ever disrespect me and don't let other girls disrespect me like I'm just some kind of obstacle in the way. I wouldn't let some guy do that to you.
(I'm not some jealous bitch, I just don't like being disrespected and I wouldn't disrespect someone I'm with).

What I say: “I love the way you smell.”
What I mean: “I love the way you smell."
Why I say it: I love the way you smell. When I smell it, it reminds me of you, of nice things, it makes me feel comfortable. If I do happen to love you, and I haven't told you yet, that's fine, but this isn't a clue to me loving you.

It's also all about the tone for me, I make it very obvious for you to know how I'm feeling if I'm pissed off and it's for good reason. Maybe I'm not like a million other girls.

GIRLS: What do you think of my interpretations?

lol yeah

mine's a little different tho

What she says: “Why don’t I take your number and I’ll call you?”
What she means: Why don't you give me your number so you can **** off now
Why she says it: I'm not interested.

What she says: “Oh, sorry, I already have weekend plans.”
What she means: Not interested,go away
Why she says it: Because I'm a polite bitch

What she says: “This feels good, but we really shouldn’t.”
What she means: Uhh I never say this ****
Why she says it: I don't say it cause it's pointless. If it feels good then it feels good, and I go through with it, ****.

What she says: “So, what have you been up to?”
What she means: Nothing. I usually ask "How was your day" just in case he needs to vent about work or something, cause I'm always the first person he talks to when he gets out. We both bitch about our day or talk about something good that happened.

What she says: “If you want to have a guy’s night, go ahead, fine.”
What she means: That's really what I mean when I say something like that.
Why she says it: Because I don't think its fair to deny my significant other time with his friends if he wants it, unless it's something like an anniversary or Valentines Day or my birthday.

What she says: “So, tell me about Diane.”
What she means: I don't actually say stuff like that. I'm not threatened by someone's exes, if they are too close for comfort, I'll ask about it.
Why she says it: idgaf

What she says: “I love the way you smell.”
What she means: I like the way you smell, smell like that more often. Usually goes for certain touching and things they say.
Why she says it: Because I want it to be repeated?

~~Farfisa~~ · 04-28-2011, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

A female friend of mines posted this after reading my facebook status this morning and he said everything I did but he went on for 3 mins.

Oh so that's why I haven't had a girlfriend in 4 years. Well, whatever I don't really give a fuck anymore. I'm just going to go with the flow and just not get depressed over petty shit.

~~Dirty~~ · 04-28-2011, 02:07 PM

No sense worrying about girls. They come and go. Sometimes the ones you think are good turn out to be losers anyways. I don't even have a want for a girlfriend. And sometimes the less you try for something the easier it becomes. That's how it's always been for me anyways.

Girls speak in a code but most of the time they want you to figure out what they are saying. Their tone usually gives it away. It's pretty obvious judging by her tone if she really wants you to have a guys night or not. I prefer to give my number to a girl but it usually doesnt happen. cause the best way for me to get numbers is at the bar or whatever just being aggressive and being like... you need to put your number in my phone right now, and then handing them my phone.

djchameleon · 04-28-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilChuck

That guy's voice is annoying as f*ck. But he has a point, women are at times ridiculously complicated and dont actually know what they want, or they know what they are supposed to want, and pay lip service to it so that people wont judge them negatively, but then end up with the opposite because thats what attracts them... which leads to people judging them negatively anyway, because most other people arent idiots lol.

As for men, are we this simple really?

Yeah , his voice was getting to me after a point doing all the changes and things like that.

As for the video you posted, I was dying laughing with each new statement. One of those , it's funny because it's true type of things but some of the statements were slightly exaggerated situations related to what some guys think.

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Originally Posted by Dirty

No sense worrying about girls. They come and go. Sometimes the ones you think are good turn out to be losers anyways. I don't even have a want for a girlfriend. And sometimes the less you try for something the easier it becomes. That's how it's always been for me anyways.

Girls speak in a code but most of the time they want you to figure out what they are saying. Their tone usually gives it away. It's pretty obvious judging by her tone if she really wants you to have a guys night or not. I prefer to give my number to a girl but it usually doesnt happen. cause the best way for me to get numbers is at the bar or whatever just being aggressive and being like... you need to put your number in my phone right now, and then handing them my phone.

LOL, you are pretty right about that. As far as the whole number situation. I don't like to give out my number anymore. I rather take theirs and then I call it right away in their face so that if they give me a fake phone number I can call them out on it right there on the spot!

Some women speak in codes while others are more straight forward but the ones that speak in codes expect you to be a fucking mind reader and just automatically understand what they really wanted to say.

EvilChuck · 04-28-2011, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

LOL, you are pretty right about that. As far as the whole number situation. I don't like to give out my number anymore. I rather take theirs and then I call it right away in their face so that if they give me a fake phone number I can call them out on it right there on the spot!

Some women speak in codes while others are more straight forward but the ones that speak in codes expect you to be a fucking mind reader and just automatically understand what they really wanted to say.

How does calling them out on giving you a fake number help anything? That just makes you look more of an idiot, because already she's thinking you've misread alot of signals or seen some that werent there, and when she tried to be polite to get you to leave you throw a strop because of it. Its a bad look imo.

djchameleon · 04-28-2011, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilChuck

How does calling them out on giving you a fake number help anything? That just makes you look more of an idiot, because already she's thinking you've misread alot of signals or seen some that werent there, and when she tried to be polite to get you to leave you throw a strop because of it. Its a bad look imo.

No, it doesn't help but it makes me feel better to confront them and see how they try to wiggle out and make excuses for giving me a fake number.

Sure, I might've missed some signals but it is a much better feeling to put them on the spot right there than to get home and attempt to call the number and be like well shit, she gave me shit fucked up number.

EvilChuck · 04-28-2011, 02:29 PM

Well if it helps you, then it doesnt really matter.

How do you deal with the Butters friend? They are there with only one purpose, to ****block any guy that the girl of your desire doesnt want to chirpse with.

Great song, explains the Butters friend perfectly lol

djchameleon · 04-28-2011, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilChuck

Well if it helps you, then it doesnt really matter.

How do you deal with the Butters friend? They are there with only one purpose, to ****block any guy that the girl of your desire doesnt want to chirpse with.

Great song, explains the Butters friend perfectly lol

That's easy. If you are flying solo and you don't have a wingman to distract the butters friend then you have to get the approval of the butters friend by giving her attention and being charming. When you go up to talk to the two of them make sure you pay attention to both of them but be charming and once you get her approval then she won't ****block you. Easy.

One of my wingmen has a nickname of The Shield and that's his speciality. He shields butter friends away from our prime target. Works like a charm all of the time.

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~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	No sense worrying about girls. They come and go. Sometimes the ones you think are good turn out to be losers anyways. I don't even have a want for a girlfriend. And sometimes the less you try for something the easier it becomes. That's how it's always been for me anyways. Girls speak in a code but most of the time they want you to figure out what they are saying. Their tone usually gives it away. It's pretty obvious judging by her tone if she really wants you to have a guys night or not. I prefer to give my number to a girl but it usually doesnt happen. cause the best way for me to get numbers is at the bar or whatever just being aggressive and being like... you need to put your number in my phone right now, and then handing them my phone.