djchameleon

Ah, I guess you have standards lol. When it comes to BJs, I don't really have standards. Well, when I used to enjoy getting them.

Go for it! I'm pretty sure she'll like you slide it in even with the whole online relationship thing.

The soldier dating thing isn't that mind boggling to me. It's the same way that some women write to prisoners and start dating them while they are on the inside. Online dating isn't all that bad anyways if the two can get over the whole long distance factor. I have had a few in my past. They have turned out horribly wrong though. Mostly from the girl cheating on me but I just have bad taste in women and pick the wrong girls to be in relationships with.

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Dirty

Well maybe online relationships can work for some people. I'd personally never date anybody that I had never met. There's too many extra factors and I wouldnt wanna date someone I hardly ever saw.

I wouldn't laugh for a second if I thought this was true, but I don't believ eit is for a second. Ok, that girl I was talking about with the solider boyfriend she met 2 weeks ago online... So like last night she asked him on skype to be her boyfriend and I guess he said ok. She updated her relationship status to "in a relationship" and posted a bunch of statuses about him and stuff. Then today, his friend gets on his skype and tells her they were ambushed and he died. I think he realized how weird and immature this girl is and just didn't want to talk to her anymore, but she's been crying around all day apparently. Too coincidental in my opinion. I guess she wants to try to call his mom, which I am supporting because I think his mom would be like "WTF i just got off the phone with him" and that'd be funny.

Dr_Rez

I just want to say to everyone who posted in the last 15 posts or so thank you. I had a great time/laugh reading it. Dirty please continue to update us on **** going down, its pretty funny.

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Dirty

Well at least one person enjoys reading what I write so I will continue to update and from now on will refer to my plan to bang this girl (the one who reminded me of Tumor and had the online boyfriend from Afghanistan) as Project Lauren.

Ok so this girl is totally searching for pity or something, her FB status is "RIP Tyler, I love you even if it was only for a little while but I know what we had was real. You will always be in my heart </3" And there'sd a bunch of people like "OMG NO WAY IM SOOOO SORRY."

So last night I asked what happened. And she wanted me to come down to her room so she could explain it. And I wouldn't go down because I definitely don't need to channel my inner-10th grader and provide the shoulder to cry on. I was wearing a nice shirt too but anyways, I went a got a bite to eat and she was like please come down and talk to me. So I went down and there was a couple other people there and her and her room mate were BOTH crying. I showed as little compassion as possible because 1) This is completely retarded and 2) Being the sensitive shoulder to cry on is NOT my method of getting my d touched by her. So I threw some investigative questions her way and she said his friend got on skype, but wouldn't video chat. And this guy who apparently died didn't have Facebook (she said he couldn't check it over there) even though his friend whos with him in the army who told her of his death had one. Too many things adding up to tell me that obviously she was creepin too much and he wanted to get out of it ASAP but didn't wanna tell her how weird she was for stalking him. But she said she wants to get a TATTOO now. Can we please get a shaking head smiley for occasions like this? Sorry this all lacked anything good to read, but I WILL PLAY WITH DDs. Mission declared, Project Lauren is underway. She seems attracted to my level of uncaring and sarcasm. THIS MISSION WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED GODDAMNIT

EvilChuck

So despite the fact that someone who isnt even in the country appears to be trying to avoid her, and despite the fact that everything you have said so far suggests that she is a possessive, possibly mentally unstable person, you still want to get with her? You dont think that if you do manage to get with her, she is just going to become really clingy and possessive over you as well? You dont have the advantage of being on the other side of the world, you wont be able to avoid her, and if she is as bad as she appears she could ruin your life just by always being around wherever you are.

If the guy has actually died then RIP.

MoonlitSunshine

I think it's more that he couldn't care less about the consequences, he just wants to screw her and leave her :P

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Dirty

That's a good point evilchuck. And I guess she could become clingy or something if we hooked up and messed around. Actually, that's exactly how I think she'd be especially because I don't pin her as a person who has a ton of sexual experience. But I'm really not worried about it because it's not like I have to see her all the time or anything. I view her as a friend, but she's a friend I want to have sex with or at least get a bj from. She's got gigantic tits and a really nice body which I would like to study more of.

I don't wanna date her or leave her, i just wanna be a friend and hope I can just maybe be drunken hookup buddies or something. Just mess around a little bit. She's one of those people that says she is really religious and doesn't drink or hookup but then 5 minutes later will tell you a story about getting wasted and making out with someone. But I feel an attraction from her towards me and I'm playing my cards well right now. Project Lauren in affect.

Dr_Rez

The Dirty train is about to arrive, she wont know what hit her.

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PurpleWolf

Don't do it! I once hooked up with a girl like that, she gave myself and my friends hell afterwards. She started picking fights with friends, declaring her undying love to me, constant text messages. Thank god she had to move away to live with other family.

crukster

lol that sucks if you're only looking for a fling, but tbh I would freaking love it if a girl was after me like that.