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Old 02-22-2011, 11:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I heard you were looking for a stud.

Well, I have the STD.

All we need is U.
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Old 02-22-2011, 03:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You steal all your threads from RYM?




Is there a vets near here?





Because these puppies are sick. *points to biceps*
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You steal all your threads from RYM?
Oh no, you caught me.

If only I knew members on here were also members on there I could have gotten away with it.
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hey baby...I get my pick up lines from strangers at music banter because ive never had a gf and dont know how to initiate conversation...want to go out?
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Old 02-22-2011, 08:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hey, Do you think Taylor Lautner's hot? Cause I met him at an airport once. Wanna fuck?

Hey baby, do want a boyfriend?...cause I'm a boy... and I could be your friend.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Hey baby, I gotta skidaddle, wanna play with my rattle?
*If girl says no*
WAHHH WAHH!!!
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Old 02-22-2011, 08:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What are your rates?
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hey, do you think taylor lautner's hot? Cause i met him at an airport once. Wanna fuck?

Hey baby, do want a boyfriend?...cause i'm a boy... And i could be your friend.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Hey baby, i gotta skidaddle, wanna play with my rattle?
*if girl says no*
wahhh wahh!!!
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Old 02-27-2011, 06:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
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What are your rates?
I would take that up a notch and say

"What are your rates? Do you do anal?"

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"hey do you work at subway, because you just gave me 5 dollar footlong." that is worst thing i have ever heard in my life...
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