Worst pick up lines
 

I heard you were looking for a stud.

Well, I have the STD.

All we need is U.

You steal all your threads from RYM?




Is there a vets near here?





Because these puppies are sick. *points to biceps*

Hey baby...I get my pick up lines from strangers at music banter because ive never had a gf and dont know how to initiate conversation...want to go out?

Oh no, you caught me.

If only I knew members on here were also members on there I could have gotten away with it. :(

Hey, Do you think Taylor Lautner's hot? Cause I met him at an airport once. Wanna fuck?

Hey baby, do want a boyfriend?...cause I'm a boy... and I could be your friend.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Hey baby, I gotta skidaddle, wanna play with my rattle?
*If girl says no*
WAHHH WAHH!!!

What are your rates?

:laughing:

L-O-L!!!!

cappycaps

*Looks at girl*

You'll do.

there's an Ad on TV here - I think it's for a movie:

Guy : how much does a Polar Bear weigh?
Girl : I dunno
Guy : enough to break th ice, Hi I'm .......

How I met my x-wife..."your truck or mine?"

Oh and I used that cheesey STUD joke a while back already. Its in "The Bitch Box" thread

I heard this one on an airplane commercial once and thought it was funny.

If everyone looked like you I wouldn't need eye lids

Get ur coat love.. you've just pulled

your eyes are as blue as my toilet water.. hahah total failure

Lol...Are you as easy as everyone says you are? (only offends the guilty)

"Wanna come back to my place? My mom won't be home for hours."

"I'm going to flip this coin. Your call. Am I getting head or tail?"

"Hey, are you legal?"

"Hey, would you like a tic-tac?"
"No thanks."
"Please! Take one!"

"Your parents must be a.ssholes because you're the s.hit."

For Always Sunny fans:
"I'm a full-on rapist."

And the best line:

Hey, does this smell like clorophorm to you?

worst I heard is, and this actually happened to a female friend when we were in a group

"i've got a very large knob"

I told him to fuck off and he called me a wanker then pushed away cos there were 3 men in our group

One I conceived:

How about I take you home tonight, and pump you so full of me I bleed out your eyes.

Oh dear

it was all fun and games until Merv the Perv shown up

I would take that up a notch and say

"What are your rates? Do you do anal?"

"Is your father a butcher? Cause you're one fine piece of meat."

"hey do you work at subway, because you just gave me 5 dollar footlong." that is worst thing i have ever heard in my life...

...Hey, that's my gramps.

Not the dreaded Reverse Bukkakke?!?!?!:yikes:

My name is not Luna but I know how to love good. LOL

that's classic but only someone that is into Anime would get it.

erm nevermind I was thinking of a different Luna....I guess that's a HP character...pfft nevermind carry on

Hate Harry Potter

The luna I was thinking of is Luna Inverse

Geek +2:D

This dude who I met through a friend of a friend texted me earlier this week and was asking me how I was doing, I said I was fine, returned the question, he said "gay:P" me: umm why? him: "I'm hornier than a 13 year old girl at a justin bieber concert." I told him to have some respect for himself, we haven't spoken since hahaha.. yuck. That was disgusting on so many different levels.

Funny you should say that, as that's basically what people desperate enough to haul themselves out on a Friday night under the pretence of being on the pull do anyway.

Call me Mr. Flinstone, because I'll make your bedrock.

Hmm HP pick up lines...

Super-nerd edition:

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

How would you like to take a ride on my platform 9 and 3/4?

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro. You're growing me a bone.

I won't return the child until I get what I want.

How do you like your eggs?

hey i forgot my number at home, can i borrow yours?

Please please please PLEASE! I'm begging you! Take pity on me!

Heads or tails. Whichever it hits, I gets.

Meh, beggars can't be choosers I guess....

I'll stop.