Worst pick up lines
 

I heard you were looking for a stud.

Well, I have the STD.

All we need is U.

You steal all your threads from RYM?




Is there a vets near here?





Because these puppies are sick. *points to biceps*

Hey baby...I get my pick up lines from strangers at music banter because ive never had a gf and dont know how to initiate conversation...want to go out?

Oh no, you caught me.

If only I knew members on here were also members on there I could have gotten away with it. :(

Hey, Do you think Taylor Lautner's hot? Cause I met him at an airport once. Wanna fuck?

Hey baby, do want a boyfriend?...cause I'm a boy... and I could be your friend.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Hey baby, I gotta skidaddle, wanna play with my rattle?
*If girl says no*
WAHHH WAHH!!!

What are your rates?

:laughing:

L-O-L!!!!

cappycaps

*Looks at girl*

You'll do.

there's an Ad on TV here - I think it's for a movie:

Guy : how much does a Polar Bear weigh?
Girl : I dunno
Guy : enough to break th ice, Hi I'm .......