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Old 05-01-2017, 06:26 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2017, 06:33 PM   #42 (permalink)
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So I'm sitting at a bus stop, there are 2 pretty young ladies and a grubby 40-ish unwashed guy also waiting for a bus. The grubby unwashed guy says to the young women "Say, you girls wanna come to my room? I have some food".

Everyone but the grubby unwashed guy just fell apart laughing.
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Old 05-01-2017, 06:43 PM   #43 (permalink)
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So I'm sitting at a bus stop, there are 2 pretty young ladies and a grubby 40-ish unwashed guy also waiting for a bus. The grubby unwashed guy says to the young women "Say, you girls wanna come to my room? I have some food".

Everyone but the grubby unwashed guy just fell apart laughing.
It was you, wasn't it?
I was that grubby 40-ish unwashed guy....
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Old 05-01-2017, 07:20 PM   #44 (permalink)
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So I'm sitting at a bus stop, there are 2 pretty young ladies and a grubby 40-ish unwashed guy also waiting for a bus. The grubby unwashed guy says to the young women "Say, you girls wanna come to my room? I have some food".

Everyone but the grubby unwashed guy just fell apart laughing.
You just wait, when the apocalypse comes that guy is going to be getting all the ladies with that line.
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Worst???? Nope.

Best I've actually heard in person?

"I want to suck on your cl*t until you faint."

Yes, she left with him.
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Worst???? Nope.

Best I've actually heard in person?

"I want to suck on your cl*t until you faint."

Yes, she left with him.
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