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Trollheart 05-01-2017 05:26 PM
"Hi --- PUUUUKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

/thread
/relationships

Paul Smeenus 05-01-2017 05:33 PM
So I'm sitting at a bus stop, there are 2 pretty young ladies and a grubby 40-ish unwashed guy also waiting for a bus. The grubby unwashed guy says to the young women "Say, you girls wanna come to my room? I have some food".

Everyone but the grubby unwashed guy just fell apart laughing.

Trollheart 05-01-2017 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1830402)
So I'm sitting at a bus stop, there are 2 pretty young ladies and a grubby 40-ish unwashed guy also waiting for a bus. The grubby unwashed guy says to the young women "Say, you girls wanna come to my room? I have some food".

Everyone but the grubby unwashed guy just fell apart laughing.
It was you, wasn't it?
I was that grubby 40-ish unwashed guy....

djchameleon 05-01-2017 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bloozcrooz (Post 1009372)
Hey baby...I get my pick up lines from strangers at music banter because ive never had a gf and dont know how to initiate conversation...want to go out?
Savage. I miss Blood.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1830379)
Heads or tails. Whichever it hits, I gets.
Repeat that one was said on like page 2

Nice shoes Wanna fuck?

Frownland 05-01-2017 06:26 PM
"I can tell by the way you smell that you're into butt stuff."

Janszoon 05-01-2017 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1830402)
So I'm sitting at a bus stop, there are 2 pretty young ladies and a grubby 40-ish unwashed guy also waiting for a bus. The grubby unwashed guy says to the young women "Say, you girls wanna come to my room? I have some food".

Everyone but the grubby unwashed guy just fell apart laughing.
You just wait, when the apocalypse comes that guy is going to be getting all the ladies with that line.

Frownland 05-01-2017 09:10 PM
"So...if the apocalypse were to come, I'd have a chance, right?"

Chula Vista 05-01-2017 09:53 PM
Worst???? Nope.

Best I've actually heard in person?

"I want to suck on your cl*t until you faint."

Yes, she left with him.

Janszoon 05-01-2017 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1830553)
Worst???? Nope.

Best I've actually heard in person?

"I want to suck on your cl*t until you faint."

Yes, she left with him.
Clot?

Frownland 05-01-2017 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1830557)
Clot?
Oh the wild **** that goes on in nursing homes.


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