Funny you should say that, as that's basically what people desperate enough to haul themselves out on a Friday night under the pretence of being on the pull do anyway.

Call me Mr. Flinstone, because I'll make your bedrock.

Hmm HP pick up lines...

Super-nerd edition:

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

How would you like to take a ride on my platform 9 and 3/4?

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro. You're growing me a bone.

I won't return the child until I get what I want.

How do you like your eggs?

hey i forgot my number at home, can i borrow yours?

Please please please PLEASE! I'm begging you! Take pity on me!

Heads or tails. Whichever it hits, I gets.

Meh, beggars can't be choosers I guess....

I'll stop.