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Old 02-26-2011, 10:45 PM   #21 (permalink)
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How about I take you home tonight, and pump you so full of me I bleed out your eyes.
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Old 02-26-2011, 11:25 PM   #22 (permalink)
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it was all fun and games until Merv the Perv shown up
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 02-27-2011, 07:54 AM   #23 (permalink)
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What are your rates?
I would take that up a notch and say

"What are your rates? Do you do anal?"

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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:20 PM   #24 (permalink)
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"hey do you work at subway, because you just gave me 5 dollar footlong." that is worst thing i have ever heard in my life...
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Old 03-03-2011, 11:32 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2011, 11:47 AM   #26 (permalink)
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One I conceived:

How about I take you home tonight, and pump you so full of me I bleed out your eyes.
Not the dreaded Reverse Bukkakke?!?!?!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-05-2011, 04:13 AM   #27 (permalink)
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My name is not Luna but I know how to love good. LOL
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Old 03-05-2011, 12:16 PM   #28 (permalink)
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My name is not Luna but I know how to love good. LOL
that's classic but only someone that is into Anime would get it.

erm nevermind I was thinking of a different Luna....I guess that's a HP character...pfft nevermind carry on

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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that's classic but only someone that is into Anime would get it.

erm nevermind I was thinking of a different Luna....I guess that's a HP character...pfft nevermind carry on

Hate Harry Potter

The luna I was thinking of is Luna Inverse
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Old 03-05-2011, 08:35 PM   #30 (permalink)
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This dude who I met through a friend of a friend texted me earlier this week and was asking me how I was doing, I said I was fine, returned the question, he said "gay:P" me: umm why? him: "I'm hornier than a 13 year old girl at a justin bieber concert." I told him to have some respect for himself, we haven't spoken since hahaha.. yuck. That was disgusting on so many different levels.
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