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Sansa Stark 02-26-2011 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skaligojurah (Post 1011186)
One I conceived:

How about I take you home tonight, and pump you so full of me I bleed out your eyes.
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Neapolitan 02-26-2011 10:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Batty (Post 1011192)
Oh dear
it was all fun and games until Merv the Perv shown up

djchameleon 02-27-2011 06:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1009514)
What are your rates?
I would take that up a notch and say

"What are your rates? Do you do anal?"

"Is your father a butcher? Cause you're one fine piece of meat."

hissundaygirl09. 03-02-2011 05:20 PM
"hey do you work at subway, because you just gave me 5 dollar footlong." that is worst thing i have ever heard in my life...

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 03-03-2011 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Plum (Post 1011244)
...Hey, that's my gramps.

The Batlord 03-03-2011 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skaligojurah (Post 1011186)
One I conceived:

How about I take you home tonight, and pump you so full of me I bleed out your eyes.
Not the dreaded Reverse Bukkakke?!?!?!:yikes:

Katey22 03-05-2011 03:13 AM
My name is not Luna but I know how to love good. LOL

djchameleon 03-05-2011 11:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katey22 (Post 1013740)
My name is not Luna but I know how to love good. LOL
that's classic but only someone that is into Anime would get it.

erm nevermind I was thinking of a different Luna....I guess that's a HP character...pfft nevermind carry on

Hate Harry Potter

The luna I was thinking of is Luna Inverse

The Batlord 03-05-2011 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1013831)
that's classic but only someone that is into Anime would get it.

erm nevermind I was thinking of a different Luna....I guess that's a HP character...pfft nevermind carry on

Hate Harry Potter

The luna I was thinking of is Luna Inverse
Geek +2:D

bonesaw-orchestra 03-05-2011 07:35 PM
This dude who I met through a friend of a friend texted me earlier this week and was asking me how I was doing, I said I was fine, returned the question, he said "gay:P" me: umm why? him: "I'm hornier than a 13 year old girl at a justin bieber concert." I told him to have some respect for himself, we haven't spoken since hahaha.. yuck. That was disgusting on so many different levels.


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