Worst pick up lines

Bloozcrooz · 02-22-2011, 11:00 PM

How I met my x-wife..."your truck or mine?"

Oh and I used that cheesey STUD joke a while back already. Its in "The Bitch Box" thread

iron9567 · 02-23-2011, 09:36 AM

I heard this one on an airplane commercial once and thought it was funny.

If everyone looked like you I wouldn't need eye lids

vega · 02-24-2011, 03:51 AM

Get ur coat love.. you've just pulled

~~hissundaygirl09.~~ · 02-24-2011, 08:36 PM

your eyes are as blue as my toilet water.. hahah total failure

Bloozcrooz · 02-24-2011, 08:59 PM

Lol...Are you as easy as everyone says you are? (only offends the guilty)

Thom Yorke · 02-26-2011, 01:34 AM

"Wanna come back to my place? My mom won't be home for hours."

"I'm going to flip this coin. Your call. Am I getting head or tail?"

"Hey, are you legal?"

"Hey, would you like a tic-tac?"
"No thanks."
"Please! Take one!"

"Your parents must be a.ssholes because you're the s.hit."

For Always Sunny fans:
"I'm a full-on rapist."

And the best line:

DoctorSoft · 02-26-2011, 01:45 AM

Hey, does this smell like clorophorm to you?

Howard the Duck · 02-26-2011, 05:37 AM

worst I heard is, and this actually happened to a female friend when we were in a group

"i've got a very large knob"

I told him to fuck off and he called me a wanker then pushed away cos there were 3 men in our group

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 02-26-2011, 04:43 PM

One I conceived:

How about I take you home tonight, and pump you so full of me I bleed out your eyes.

Batty · 02-26-2011, 05:58 PM

Oh dear

02-23-2011, 09:36 AM	#12 (permalink)
iron9567 musicbanter peeping tom Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 74	I heard this one on an airplane commercial once and thought it was funny. If everyone looked like you I wouldn't need eye lids __________________ thanks The iron man I don't want to change the world. I just want to make the world colder then the day I came.

02-24-2011, 03:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
vega Groupie Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 9	Get ur coat love.. you've just pulled __________________ Matt Music was my first love!

02-26-2011, 05:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
Batty Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: South Australia Posts: 194	Oh dear __________________ http://www.last.fm/user/Batt1958/charts Earworms Rool.

02-24-2011, 08:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
~~hissundaygirl09.~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: so cal/arizona Posts: 35	your eyes are as blue as my toilet water.. hahah total failure

02-26-2011, 01:34 AM	#16 (permalink)
Thom Yorke Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,848	"Wanna come back to my place? My mom won't be home for hours." "I'm going to flip this coin. Your call. Am I getting head or tail?" "Hey, are you legal?" "Hey, would you like a tic-tac?" "No thanks." "Please! Take one!" "Your parents must be a.ssholes because you're the s.hit." For Always Sunny fans: "I'm a full-on rapist." And the best line:

02-26-2011, 01:45 AM	#17 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	Hey, does this smell like clorophorm to you?

02-26-2011, 05:37 AM	#18 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	worst I heard is, and this actually happened to a female friend when we were in a group "i've got a very large knob" I told him to fuck off and he called me a wanker then pushed away cos there were 3 men in our group