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Old 02-19-2011, 02:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This is pretty much a thread about insults that you either love or find hilarious (which is kind of indicated by the title).

Anyways, I'd have to say I got a good kick when I heard the following said about Ann Coulter: "I'd say she's a c-unt, but she lacks depth and warmth."

Any insults you guys want to share?
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Old 02-19-2011, 02:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2011, 02:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^Yes! Monty Python FTW.

"You butt****!" I love that.
"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?" That commercial was funny.
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Old 02-19-2011, 04:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's just so ridiculous that i can't help saying it sometimes.
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Old 02-19-2011, 09:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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my favorite most original one that I have ever said is this one.

Someone insulted me and I took awhile to respond back so they said

"what? you have no comeback?"

So , I replied with

"if I wanted my cum back I would go scrap it off your mother's teeth!"

I could have also said

"If I wanted my cum back I would go scoop it out of your mother's vagina"

Either one works. I actually said the first one but the second one just came to me.
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Old 02-19-2011, 11:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I have tooo many insults
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Old 02-19-2011, 11:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Best comeback of alltime:
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Old 02-20-2011, 12:19 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Lol...or something like this..
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