Insults That Are Your Favorite or That You Find Funny
 

This is pretty much a thread about insults that you either love or find hilarious (which is kind of indicated by the title).

Anyways, I'd have to say I got a good kick when I heard the following said about Ann Coulter: "I'd say she's a c-unt, but she lacks depth and warmth."

Any insults you guys want to share?

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

^Yes! Monty Python FTW.

"You butt****!" I love that.
"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?" That commercial was funny.

"Eat a sack of baby ****s!"
-The Boondocks

It's just so ridiculous that i can't help saying it sometimes.

my favorite most original one that I have ever said is this one.

Someone insulted me and I took awhile to respond back so they said

"what? you have no comeback?"

So , I replied with

"if I wanted my cum back I would go scrap it off your mother's teeth!"

I could have also said

"If I wanted my cum back I would go scoop it out of your mother's vagina"

Either one works. I actually said the first one but the second one just came to me.

I have tooo many insults

Best comeback of alltime:

Lol...or something like this..