Is Vegetable Really Murder?

djchameleon · 02-17-2011, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

And to think, I robbed my flatmate of his tomatoes!! Today he yelled at me again for throwing tomatoes at his shed, I committed murder, I admit it now.

Throw me in jail and eat the key why don't you.

"Ma'am step over here please. We are going to have to take you down to the station to process you."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?"

*throws some handcuffs on Vanilla and puts her into the backseat of my crown victoria*

FETCHER. · 02-17-2011, 04:58 AM

This thread is sick. Why post those pics anyway Conan you bastard.

s_k · 02-17-2011, 05:45 AM

Eating keys is...
Hey!
Might be a good idea

**Janszoon** · 02-17-2011, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

eat the key why don't you.

Is eating metal really murder?

Zer0 · 02-17-2011, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon

"Ma'am step over here please. We are going to have to take you down to the station to process you."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?"

*throws some handcuffs on Vanilla and puts her into the backseat of my crown victoria*

I can see where this is going

Howard the Duck · 02-17-2011, 08:12 AM

it's great fun to see the serial killers at work preparing a salad, in the vein as a movie about an actual serial killer

(sorry, just took my sleep meds and am typing farce)

djchameleon · 02-17-2011, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero1986

I can see where this is going

No comment.

captaincaptain · 02-17-2011, 11:11 AM

If they can murder us, I say we can murder them.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-17-2011, 04:42 PM

I see nobody is worried about the plight of the poor fungi.

Heartless bastards

The Fascinating Turnip · 02-17-2011, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

And to think, I robbed my flatmate of his tomatoes!! Today he yelled at me again for throwing tomatoes at his shed, I committed murder, I admit it now.

Throw me in jail and eat the key why don't you.

He must be right miffed.

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Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	it's great fun to see the serial killers at work preparing a salad, in the vein as a movie about an actual serial killer (sorry, just took my sleep meds and am typing farce)