Is Vegetable Really Murder?

Zer0 · 02-16-2011, 04:41 PM

Please help support cruelty to vegetables. Salad is murder!

Introvox · 02-16-2011, 04:47 PM

I grow veggies, just so I can murder their asses....I make the potatoes watch, as I cut the carrots into tiny pieces....

Then I put the potatoes on the grill, and listen to their skin sizzle...as I laugh my evil laugh.

Tomatoes, I just eat raw, in front of their brothers and sisters....and give them the evil eye, and say..."you're next"!

Zer0 · 02-16-2011, 04:48 PM

You sick, sick person...

Insane Guest · 02-16-2011, 04:54 PM

Worst part is that there are several inventions that are used to torture the poor creatures, just look at that blade chamber that chops them up.

Key · 02-16-2011, 04:55 PM

~~James~~ · 02-16-2011, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lone Misfit

Worst part is that there are several inventions that are used to torture the poor creatures, just look at that blade chamber that chops them up.

I was so horrified that I just pead my pants.

*badumsh*

Burning Down · 02-16-2011, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Introvox

I grow veggies, just so I can murder their asses....I make the potatoes watch, as I cut the carrots into tiny pieces....

Then I put the potatoes on the grill, and listen to their skin sizzle...as I laugh my evil laugh.

Tomatoes, I just eat raw, in front of their brothers and sisters....and give them the evil eye, and say..."you're next"!

Zer0 · 02-16-2011, 05:02 PM

Vegetable porn is more interesting

Introvox · 02-16-2011, 05:04 PM

Payback's a bitch.....

Zer0 · 02-16-2011, 05:06 PM

A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable

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Introvox Groupie Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 17	I grow veggies, just so I can murder their asses....I make the potatoes watch, as I cut the carrots into tiny pieces.... Then I put the potatoes on the grill, and listen to their skin sizzle...as I laugh my evil laugh. Tomatoes, I just eat raw, in front of their brothers and sisters....and give them the evil eye, and say..."you're next"! __________________ What are all these red and blue wires under my skin?

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Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	You sick, sick person... __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound

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Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	Vegetable porn is more interesting __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound

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Introvox Groupie Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 17	Payback's a bitch..... __________________ What are all these red and blue wires under my skin?

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Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	Worst part is that there are several inventions that are used to torture the poor creatures, just look at that blade chamber that chops them up.

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Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound