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Old 02-11-2011, 02:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just a fun thread, i'll kick this off with my interesting story.

I just turned 16. I was at a baseball tournament out of town and my team was staying at a crappy motel. Overall a pretty wild experience for our team, our coaches were hammered every night and we were always trying to steal beer and smoking a lot of pot.

Anyways, the motel was pretty crowded and half the motel were permanent residents and there was a motel bar which was also a public bar for locals. Me and like 5 other guys sat outside all night smoking cigars like the badasses we were. We talked to an ex-stripper named Candy who was there for her daughter's soccer tourney. She was a fat, ugly blonde with some bad tattoos and she let us feel her tits while we chatted on a picnic table. That was strange. Well after she left and the drunks stumbled home, some pretty hott chick came along who looked our age. It was just me and my room mate chillin outside at the time and our door was open and she just literally walked into our room without saying a word. So naturally we followed her inside. She shared liquor with us and said she was hiding from her ex boyfriend. She said she wanted to see who was a better kisser so we both made out with her (no i wasnt sloppy seconds ). I had a camera and she asked me to take topless pics of her, which I responded with an emphatic click of the camera a few times. Then she left and her ex boyfriend chased her across the parking lot. Then we wandered to another part of the motel and we saw her grabbing my assistant coach who was like 27 and trying to pull him into her room to bang. He didnt know we were watching but we could tell he really wanted to go in but reluctantly declined. So yeah, that was my first kiss. Some drunk 16 year old at a shady motel. Memorable for sure, romantic not so much. Her name was Lisa and she had nice tits but i deleted the pics cause of CP after I turned 18. Plus my parents stole my camera and my Dad took naked pics of his girlfriend on it so I wanted to rid my life of anything having to do with that camera to help clear my mind lol

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This explains so, so much.
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Not yet kissed.
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Dirty your stories are always funnys man.
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I was 10, almost 11. Kissed my girlfriend on a bench at a rollerskating rink. It was a very Wonder Years kind of moment.
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It'd be funnier if I still had those pics. Nobody believed us the next day that some random girl with nice tits walked in and made out with us and asked us to take topless pics, so I was glad to have proof the next day. There was a video of me streaking at that motel too but it's since been deleted off youtube. I looked up my old username from high school and the vid is gone. Pretty tragic.
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How old are you? Anyways, it'll happen eventually

My first kiss was when I was 15, in the middle of the dance floor at a school dance, with a guy I only kind of liked at the time. So it was in front of everyone in my grade and a bunch of teachers, and he was jamming his tongue down my throat (or so it felt like that). Totally unromantic and gross. I didn't know any better so I thought that's how you were supposed to kiss. Luckily, I didn't get an opportunity to kiss anyone for the next 3 or 4 years, and I've since had somebody teach me how to kiss properly
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My first real kiss was at 14 with this guy (he was 16) I'd met through friends. It was awkward because I'd only kissed the ladies before that, so it really caught me off guard when he started kissing me. We made out, nothing special.. we kind of dated for a few months but it was kind of awkward. We're still really good friends. It's actually his 21st birthday today
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In first grade I tackled a boy to the ground and kissed him because the popular girl said she wouldn't be my friend if I didn't.
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she had nice tits but i deleted the pics cause of CP after I turned 18
Haha, sorry Dirty but in my mind, this sentence went like "she had nice tits but I deleted the pics cause of Celebral Palsy after I turned 18"

Like Jans, I think I was 10 or 11 when I got/gave my first kiss. It was a girl I was in love with and I got to kiss her at school during a truth or dare. At least I think that was my first kiss!
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