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Dirty 02-11-2011 01:41 PM

Your First Kiss
 
Just a fun thread, i'll kick this off with my interesting story.

I just turned 16. I was at a baseball tournament out of town and my team was staying at a crappy motel. Overall a pretty wild experience for our team, our coaches were hammered every night and we were always trying to steal beer and smoking a lot of pot.

Anyways, the motel was pretty crowded and half the motel were permanent residents and there was a motel bar which was also a public bar for locals. Me and like 5 other guys sat outside all night smoking cigars like the badasses we were. We talked to an ex-stripper named Candy who was there for her daughter's soccer tourney. She was a fat, ugly blonde with some bad tattoos and she let us feel her tits while we chatted on a picnic table. That was strange. Well after she left and the drunks stumbled home, some pretty hott chick came along who looked our age. It was just me and my room mate chillin outside at the time and our door was open and she just literally walked into our room without saying a word. So naturally we followed her inside. She shared liquor with us and said she was hiding from her ex boyfriend. She said she wanted to see who was a better kisser so we both made out with her (no i wasnt sloppy seconds :finger:). I had a camera and she asked me to take topless pics of her, which I responded with an emphatic click of the camera a few times. Then she left and her ex boyfriend chased her across the parking lot. Then we wandered to another part of the motel and we saw her grabbing my assistant coach who was like 27 and trying to pull him into her room to bang. He didnt know we were watching but we could tell he really wanted to go in but reluctantly declined. So yeah, that was my first kiss. Some drunk 16 year old at a shady motel. Memorable for sure, romantic not so much. Her name was Lisa and she had nice tits but i deleted the pics cause of CP after I turned 18. Plus my parents stole my camera and my Dad took naked pics of his girlfriend on it so I wanted to rid my life of anything having to do with that camera to help clear my mind lol

Queen Boo 02-11-2011 01:45 PM

This explains so, so much.

Kinda Blue 02-11-2011 01:45 PM

Not yet kissed. :(

Bloozcrooz 02-11-2011 01:46 PM

Dirty your stories are always funnys man.

Janszoon 02-11-2011 01:55 PM

I was 10, almost 11. Kissed my girlfriend on a bench at a rollerskating rink. It was a very Wonder Years kind of moment.

Dirty 02-11-2011 01:55 PM

It'd be funnier if I still had those pics. Nobody believed us the next day that some random girl with nice tits walked in and made out with us and asked us to take topless pics, so I was glad to have proof the next day. There was a video of me streaking at that motel too but it's since been deleted off youtube. I looked up my old username from high school and the vid is gone. Pretty tragic.

Burning Down 02-11-2011 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Kinda Blue (Post 1002220)
Not yet kissed. :(

How old are you? Anyways, it'll happen eventually

My first kiss was when I was 15, in the middle of the dance floor at a school dance, with a guy I only kind of liked at the time. So it was in front of everyone in my grade and a bunch of teachers, and he was jamming his tongue down my throat (or so it felt like that). Totally unromantic and gross. I didn't know any better so I thought that's how you were supposed to kiss. Luckily, I didn't get an opportunity to kiss anyone for the next 3 or 4 years, and I've since had somebody teach me how to kiss properly :)

bonesaw-orchestra 02-11-2011 02:45 PM

My first real kiss was at 14 with this guy (he was 16) I'd met through friends. It was awkward because I'd only kissed the ladies before that, so it really caught me off guard when he started kissing me. We made out, nothing special.. we kind of dated for a few months but it was kind of awkward. We're still really good friends. It's actually his 21st birthday today :)

Paedantic Basterd 02-11-2011 02:53 PM

In first grade I tackled a boy to the ground and kissed him because the popular girl said she wouldn't be my friend if I didn't.

Guybrush 02-11-2011 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1002215)
she had nice tits but i deleted the pics cause of CP after I turned 18

Haha, sorry Dirty but in my mind, this sentence went like "she had nice tits but I deleted the pics cause of Celebral Palsy after I turned 18" :p:

Like Jans, I think I was 10 or 11 when I got/gave my first kiss. It was a girl I was in love with and I got to kiss her at school during a truth or dare. At least I think that was my first kiss!

NumberNineDream 02-11-2011 02:59 PM

@Ped
^& That was the beginning of a beautiful friendship ?

Paedantic Basterd 02-11-2011 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NumberNineDream (Post 1002286)
@Ped
^& That was the beginning of a beautiful friendship ?

She moved away and we were pen pals. She always signed "Your best friend,". When I signed "your best friend," she wrote back and said "You are not my best friend". We stopped writing shortly after that.

She's probably pregnant now.

The Fascinating Turnip 02-11-2011 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1002295)
She moved away and we were pen pals. She always signed "Your best friend,". When I signed "your best friend," she wrote back and said "You are not my best friend". We stopped writing shortly after that.

She's probably pregnant now.

^That is bloody hearbtreaking :(

Paedantic Basterd 02-11-2011 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad (Post 1002299)
^That is bloody hearbtreaking :(

This is probably the whole key to my existence as a bitter, hateful shrew.

TheCunningStunt 02-11-2011 03:30 PM

I was about 4, in playgroup.

We were playing house.

First proper kiss, I was in year 6 so about 11?

Interesting stuff.

Paedantic Basterd 02-11-2011 03:32 PM

First real one was disgusting. So were a lot of the ones after it.

I don't much care for the activity.

NumberNineDream 02-11-2011 03:34 PM

So let's see.
I was about 12-13, and during this summer, I slept over at my friend's for a whole month. So we used to go daily to my second friend and hang out with the people there. We became some kind of a group, us 3 gals with some boys (never did count them, it was some kind of an increasing number).

Anyway, one of them would always walk out to me and ask me to kiss him. I always felt he was messing with me, and I always brushed him off (cz he was also one of the most annoying people I've ever met). Then after a month, of this kind of begging, we just kissed -while I was being very disgusted as he had a lot of food stuck in his braces. I still have the image of his green teeth coming at me. Ugh.

So not a magical moment.

Paedantic Basterd 02-11-2011 03:35 PM

He just put his entire tongue in there like he thought I wanted a meal of it. Like I was a baby bird and his tongue was the worm he was regurgitating for me.

NumberNineDream 02-11-2011 03:45 PM

I'm glad mine didn't include the tongue... just the filthy teeth.

Dayvan Cowboy 02-11-2011 03:55 PM

le sigh...... not yet kissed.

It's probably going to stay that way for a while if I continue looking like a guy and being 4'11.

all of the pretty girlsat my school have the guts to wear makeup and are almost six feet tall :(

Zer0 02-11-2011 04:10 PM

I remember kissing a girl in my class in school when i was about 8 :D but i don't think that really counts.
My first proper kiss was at a teenage disco when i was 14. It was with a girl i kinda had a thing with at the time, we were just sitting outside talking and i decided to just kiss her for the hell of it. She hesitated a bit at first but she just went with it then. It wasn't the greatest kiss though it was kinda awkward, haha.

Thom Yorke 02-11-2011 04:36 PM

I remember a girl in my grade 1 class (6 years old) randomly went for it when I wasn't looking and kissed me, and I wanted absolutely no part of it.

But my first real kiss was on my grade 8 grad trip to Ottawa (I was 13 years old) with a girl from another school that I'd never seen before and would never see again. It was at a Much Music dance. My friends and I were sitting in the corner like usual at dances when 2 girls came up and one of them asked if any of us wanted to dance with her friend. Right there you could tell she wanted me... My friends immediately pushed me up as I was the "shy guy" of the group, and I couldn't turn that down. Anyways, we danced a bit (first time dancing with a girl as well, which BTW was so unbearably awkward) and then went outside after. I remember thinking "Why not?" I was never going to see her again so rejection couldn't be that bad, and things were happening really fast anyways. So I went for it. I remember I liked that one.

right-track 02-11-2011 04:58 PM

First kiss was when I was 12/13?
In a garden shed after dark with a girl a lot older than me and my mate.
We offered to show us ours, if she shown us hers.
Which she willingly did. It was so dark we lit a candle and singed her pubes.
She wasn't impressed!

Insane Guest 02-11-2011 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1002322)
le sigh...... not yet kissed.

It's probably going to stay that way for a while if I continue looking like a guy and being 4'11.

all of the pretty girlsat my school have the guts to wear makeup and are almost six feet tall :(

You are making me feel sad. Don't worry, those girls are all probably shallow and have the personality of a sock, that's right a sock. You'll grow out of it, don't worry.

Dirty 02-11-2011 05:11 PM

The night of my first kiss will be the last time I ever feel ex-stripper tits and 16 year old tits in the same night.

Or touch either of them ever again.



...maybe:afro:

s_k 02-11-2011 05:13 PM

I was... 16 I believe.
It was with my first 'real' girlfriend.
It never was an official thing, her and me. But I just call her my first girlfriend.
We had (and I'm not joking) done absolutely everything but ****ing and we still hadn't kissed. Yeah we kissed, but no tongue action. I don't know why, it didn't seem like the right thing to do somehow.
But in one of our rather long tongueless kissing 'scenes' she gave me a little tip of the tongue (no pun intended) and I figured 'what the heg'. Turned out to be rather nice.
Right afterwards I got a lessen in how badly some guys can kiss and it's really awful I can tell you. Please guys, don't aim for the throat. It's disgusting.

Eitherway. The girlfriend I had after that and I were never able to french kiss.
We never really knew why. She could kiss with others, I could, but together, no.
There just wasn't any rhythm. As much as everything else was nice, kissing didn't work.
We didn't really mind.
But I should admit that I'm a bit afraid about my kissing when it comes to my next girlfriend.
Ah well, I'll live :)

Edit: I did a lot of kiddie kisses earlier on. I had four girlfriends on elementary school, simultaneously :D. But that doesn't count.

Alfred 02-11-2011 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thom Yorke (Post 1002348)
I remember a girl in my grade 1 class (6 years old) randomly went for it when I wasn't looking and kissed me, and I wanted absolutely no part of it.

But my first real kiss was on my grade 8 grad trip to Ottawa (I was 13 years old) with a girl from another school that I'd never seen before and would never see again. It was at a Much Music dance. My friends and I were sitting in the corner like usual at dances when 2 girls came up and one of them asked if any of us wanted to dance with her friend. Right there you could tell she wanted me... My friends immediately pushed me up as I was the "shy guy" of the group, and I couldn't turn that down. Anyways, we danced a bit (first time dancing with a girl as well, which BTW was so unbearably awkward) and then went outside after. I remember thinking "Why not?" I was never going to see her again so rejection couldn't be that bad, and things were happening really fast anyways. So I went for it. I remember I liked that one.

Haha, we went to Ottawa for out Grade 8 trip too. No one at our dance would dance with anyone from the opposite sex.

As for me, I've never kissed on the lips. Haven't ever had a girlfriend, sad as that is. Most of my friends haven't either, so I take comfort in that I suppose.

Burning Down 02-11-2011 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thom Yorke (Post 1002348)
I remember a girl in my grade 1 class (6 years old) randomly went for it when I wasn't looking and kissed me, and I wanted absolutely no part of it.

But my first real kiss was on my grade 8 grad trip to Ottawa (I was 13 years old) with a girl from another school that I'd never seen before and would never see again. It was at a Much Music dance. My friends and I were sitting in the corner like usual at dances when 2 girls came up and one of them asked if any of us wanted to dance with her friend. Right there you could tell she wanted me... My friends immediately pushed me up as I was the "shy guy" of the group, and I couldn't turn that down. Anyways, we danced a bit (first time dancing with a girl as well, which BTW was so unbearably awkward) and then went outside after. I remember thinking "Why not?" I was never going to see her again so rejection couldn't be that bad, and things were happening really fast anyways. So I went for it. I remember I liked that one.

That's a cool story. And it seems as though every kid from Ontario had the opportunity to go to Ottawa for a week in grade 8. I went, and we went to Montreal in the same week. We also went on a trip to Quebec City in grade 7.

DoctorSoft 02-11-2011 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1002376)
The night of my first kiss will be the last time I ever feel ex-stripper tits and 16 year old tits in the same night.

Or touch either of them ever again.



...maybe:afro:

You are fucking hilarious. :rofl:

My first kiss was when I was 12, me and this girl I had been trying to get to be my girlfriend were walking around town one day with other friends, me and her left early to go to her house. We watched a movie and talked until I had to leave and before I left I kissed her. She was surprised but happy. She never became my girlfriend though...

Young love <3

emostreetguitar562268 02-11-2011 06:57 PM

technically my first kiss was dec 29 09, but im not really sure if i count that, since neither of us really liked each other in that way, but neither of us had been kissed before so we wanted to know what it was like, plus she had some feelings that she was bi and wanted to be sure.

first REAL kiss was in october, i think it was also the 29. My gf was at my house and no one but me, her and my younger brother were home, and we were in my room, so we kissed a few times. i've yet to kiss a guy, just a couple of girls.

Paedantic Basterd 02-11-2011 07:46 PM

How old was she? 10? Do 10 year olds these days know what bisexuality is? Aren't kids more concerned with beanie babies and bike rides at that age?

TheCunningStunt 02-11-2011 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emostreetguitar562268 (Post 1002531)
technically my first kiss was dec 29 09, but im not really sure if i count that, since neither of us really liked each other in that way, but neither of us had been kissed before so we wanted to know what it was like, plus she had some feelings that she was bi and wanted to be sure.

first REAL kiss was in october, i think it was also the 29. My gf was at my house and no one but me, her and my younger brother were home, and we were in my room, so we kissed a few times. i've yet to kiss a guy, just a couple of girls.

:laughing: http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/...f?t=1297480079

ThePhanastasio 02-11-2011 08:12 PM

First time I really kissed a guy, I was a sophomore in high school and was on a date to see the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie. He leaned in to kiss me during the movie, and I kissed him back, but he just kept trying for the whole damn movie. Eventually, I was just like, "Dude, stop - I'm watching this."

When I actually kissed a girl (my preferred gender to kiss) I was a wee college freshman, 17 years old, and met a chick with punk rock hair, piercings, and crazy taste in music. It was awesome - we got onto the roof of our dorm hall, 10 stories up, and it was an amazing view. She and I really didn't keep in touch, though.

Kinda Blue 02-12-2011 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1002247)
How old are you? Anyways, it'll happen eventually

16. I do indeed hope so!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1002322)
all of the pretty girlsat my school have the guts to wear makeup and are almost six feet tall :(

It's the other way around, you have the guts to not wear make-up, as (almost) everyone else does.

FETCHER. 02-12-2011 02:57 PM

My first kiss was actually really good from what I remember of it anyway. I was about 16 perhaps. I was drunk and slept in the same bed as a friend who was also drunk, I had my arm around his waist as thats how I always sleep when I'm in the same bed as someone, then he leaned down and kissed me. He had his tongue pierced and it was good. Since I have not kissed anyone with a pierced tongue. But I'd love it again.

Thom Yorke 02-12-2011 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1002395)
That's a cool story. And it seems as though every kid from Ontario had the opportunity to go to Ottawa for a week in grade 8. I went, and we went to Montreal in the same week. We also went on a trip to Quebec City in grade 7.

Wow, that actually sounds awesome. Montreal and Quebec City are quite possibly my two favourite cities. My school only went for 3 days, and only to Ottawa. And alot of the time was spent at an art museum, a history museum, etc., which you know would be a big hit with 13 year olds.

s_k 02-12-2011 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1002572)

When I actually kissed a girl (my preferred gender to kiss) I was a wee college freshman, 17 years old, and met a chick with punk rock hair, piercings, and crazy taste in music.

Oh that does sound good :D
You say 'preferred'. I thought you were 100% lesbian, but saying preferred gives me the idea you're bisexual but leaning more to the female side :).
So what is it?

hissundaygirl09. 02-13-2011 08:26 AM

the summer before i start high school.. i kissed this one i me on a camping .. it was soo awkward because he grabbed and started kissing me.

The Fascinating Turnip 02-13-2011 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 1002362)
First kiss was when I was 12/13?
In a garden shed after dark with a girl a lot older than me and my mate.
We offered to show us ours, if she shown us hers.
Which she willingly did. It was so dark we lit a candle and singed her pubes.
She wasn't impressed!

That is bloody brilliant.
Ah, the good old days.

ThePhanastasio 02-13-2011 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1002953)
Oh that does sound good :D
You say 'preferred'. I thought you were 100% lesbian, but saying preferred gives me the idea you're bisexual but leaning more to the female side :).
So what is it?

No, I'm gay - I meant preferred as in "the preferred gender" of people I'm interested in. Where I live, people use "preferred gender" instead of just assuming that people are interested in "the opposite sex". It'd be like, "So, why are you single? Haven't found anyone of the preferred gender yet?" as kind of a way not to offend the person if they happen to be gay, but the asker doesn't know. Very common usage here in my local theatre community. Haha. I don't know if it's like that everywhere in the States at all, though.


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