Your First Kiss

NumberNineDream · 02-11-2011, 03:59 PM

@Ped
^& That was the beginning of a beautiful friendship ?

Paedantic Basterd · 02-11-2011, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by NumberNineDream

@Ped
^& That was the beginning of a beautiful friendship ?

She moved away and we were pen pals. She always signed "Your best friend,". When I signed "your best friend," she wrote back and said "You are not my best friend". We stopped writing shortly after that.

She's probably pregnant now.

The Fascinating Turnip · 02-11-2011, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

She moved away and we were pen pals. She always signed "Your best friend,". When I signed "your best friend," she wrote back and said "You are not my best friend". We stopped writing shortly after that.

She's probably pregnant now.

^That is bloody hearbtreaking

Paedantic Basterd · 02-11-2011, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad

^That is bloody hearbtreaking

This is probably the whole key to my existence as a bitter, hateful shrew.

TheCunningStunt · 02-11-2011, 04:30 PM

I was about 4, in playgroup.

We were playing house.

First proper kiss, I was in year 6 so about 11?

Interesting stuff.

Paedantic Basterd · 02-11-2011, 04:32 PM

First real one was disgusting. So were a lot of the ones after it.

I don't much care for the activity.

NumberNineDream · 02-11-2011, 04:34 PM

So let's see.
I was about 12-13, and during this summer, I slept over at my friend's for a whole month. So we used to go daily to my second friend and hang out with the people there. We became some kind of a group, us 3 gals with some boys (never did count them, it was some kind of an increasing number).

Anyway, one of them would always walk out to me and ask me to kiss him. I always felt he was messing with me, and I always brushed him off (cz he was also one of the most annoying people I've ever met). Then after a month, of this kind of begging, we just kissed -while I was being very disgusted as he had a lot of food stuck in his braces. I still have the image of his green teeth coming at me. Ugh.

So not a magical moment.

Paedantic Basterd · 02-11-2011, 04:35 PM

He just put his entire tongue in there like he thought I wanted a meal of it. Like I was a baby bird and his tongue was the worm he was regurgitating for me.

NumberNineDream · 02-11-2011, 04:45 PM

I'm glad mine didn't include the tongue... just the filthy teeth.

Dayvan Cowboy · 02-11-2011, 04:55 PM

le sigh...... not yet kissed.

It's probably going to stay that way for a while if I continue looking like a guy and being 4'11.

all of the pretty girlsat my school have the guts to wear makeup and are almost six feet tall

02-11-2011, 03:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	@Ped ^& That was the beginning of a beautiful friendship ? __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

02-11-2011, 04:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	I was about 4, in playgroup. We were playing house. First proper kiss, I was in year 6 so about 11? Interesting stuff. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

02-11-2011, 04:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	So let's see. I was about 12-13, and during this summer, I slept over at my friend's for a whole month. So we used to go daily to my second friend and hang out with the people there. We became some kind of a group, us 3 gals with some boys (never did count them, it was some kind of an increasing number). Anyway, one of them would always walk out to me and ask me to kiss him. I always felt he was messing with me, and I always brushed him off (cz he was also one of the most annoying people I've ever met). Then after a month, of this kind of begging, we just kissed -while I was being very disgusted as he had a lot of food stuck in his braces. I still have the image of his green teeth coming at me. Ugh. So not a magical moment. __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

02-11-2011, 04:45 PM	#19 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	I'm glad mine didn't include the tongue... just the filthy teeth. __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge

02-11-2011, 04:32 PM	#16 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	First real one was disgusting. So were a lot of the ones after it. I don't much care for the activity.

02-11-2011, 04:35 PM	#18 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	He just put his entire tongue in there like he thought I wanted a meal of it. Like I was a baby bird and his tongue was the worm he was regurgitating for me.

02-11-2011, 04:55 PM	#20 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	le sigh...... not yet kissed. It's probably going to stay that way for a while if I continue looking like a guy and being 4'11. all of the pretty girlsat my school have the guts to wear makeup and are almost six feet tall