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Old 02-22-2011, 05:51 PM   #111 (permalink)
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It's just a cold sore on my lip and just an extra large cell phone in my pocket.


I swear.
Tip: When trying hit it, tell them it's not a cell phone.
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Old 02-22-2011, 06:02 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Yes, but i restrict it to statutory only. We're good to go... No one's watching.

That light on the camera means its off.
Hahahahaha!! Oh silly me forgettin' that. I thought it was opposite, but I know you wouldn't lie to me right?
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Old 02-23-2011, 02:36 AM   #113 (permalink)
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I like s_k but kudo's to that reply.
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:38 AM   #114 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:41 AM   #115 (permalink)
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i was virtually raping a Malay girl with my eyes in the train today

somebody better call the visual cops
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:44 AM   #116 (permalink)
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You're scaring me now.
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:48 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:49 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:30 AM   #119 (permalink)
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i was virtually raping a Malay girl with my eyes in the train today

somebody better call the visual cops
lol that's why I wear shades most of the time so I can do that and they wouldn't be the wiser.

The thing that gets on my nerves sometimes is that when they do catch you doing it they want to get all attitudish.

Like come on, why would you wear that outfit if you didn't want attention/guys looking at you. It's usually the ones with massive cleavage and super short skirts.
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:44 AM   #120 (permalink)
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^^but of course

today is an overcast day, I didn't bring my magnetic shades to clip on my specs
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