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The Batlord 02-22-2011 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1009380)
Let's make out.


It's just a cold sore on my lip and just an extra large cell phone in my pocket.


I swear.

Tip: When trying hit it, tell them it's not a cell phone.

FETCHER. 02-22-2011 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1009401)
Yes, but i restrict it to statutory only. We're good to go... No one's watching.

That light on the camera means its off.

Hahahahaha!! Oh silly me forgettin' that. I thought it was opposite, but I know you wouldn't lie to me right?

PurpleWolf 02-23-2011 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1009401)
Protip: If you have to tell someone you owned them, you haven't owned them

I like s_k but kudo's to that reply. :bowdown:

s_k 02-23-2011 04:38 AM

Nice little disclaimer there :D

Howard the Duck 02-23-2011 04:41 AM

i was virtually raping a Malay girl with my eyes in the train today

somebody better call the visual cops

s_k 02-23-2011 04:44 AM

You're scaring me now.

Howard the Duck 02-23-2011 04:48 AM

i am a pretty scary person

s_k 02-23-2011 04:49 AM

Yes. For you are... Il duce.

djchameleon 02-23-2011 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1009710)
i was virtually raping a Malay girl with my eyes in the train today

somebody better call the visual cops

lol that's why I wear shades most of the time so I can do that and they wouldn't be the wiser.

The thing that gets on my nerves sometimes is that when they do catch you doing it they want to get all attitudish.

Like come on, why would you wear that outfit if you didn't want attention/guys looking at you. It's usually the ones with massive cleavage and super short skirts.

Howard the Duck 02-23-2011 05:44 AM

^^but of course

today is an overcast day, I didn't bring my magnetic shades to clip on my specs


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