The last Kyle I knew became a woman.

I dunno. But so far, my Kyle experiences have not been positive.

I once knew a real turd named Kyle.

I had to clean out his apartment with his mother after he abandoned it.

I could write a novel about all the things that made him a truly grotesque human being.

For instance, I had to clean his toilet. Imagine what would happen if you burned a tray of brownies, and then took a shit in it. That's what it looked like.

I got stood up on a date by a guy named Kyle, many years ago. Then he went and married my best childhood friend.

And thats why she's a "childhood friend".

Bitch.

I almost married a Kyle like 6 yrs ago, he was my first then I was like "bye" cause I can't be bothered with his damseling bull****. Also, like years later he got super weird and jealous over any dude I talked to, like he'd threaten to talk to my current boyfriend and tell him how I sucked his dick....it's like yeah dude that's not an exclusive club or anything, I'm pretty sure any time I go out and see a dude around my age I get mild confusion on if I've fucked him already or not.

Fuckin' Kyles.

Classic Kyle.

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Does anybody else ever get in imaginary fights with people they know in their heads and then get legitimately pissed off at that person cause you think that's probably how they would have acted in real life?