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Old 05-22-2013, 05:08 PM   #821 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2013, 05:09 PM   #822 (permalink)
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Except it sounds like Salami
which is what people call me if they can't ****ing pronouce "Salome"
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Old 05-22-2013, 07:32 PM   #823 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2013, 07:48 PM   #824 (permalink)
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I have a lot of things I'm called by, and it's like dude, I told you can call me this or this or this, but not this. I was specific. Don't be a ****ing *******.

so yeah I totally agree.
Exactly.

And usually, you can tell who wants to know you by what they call you after you tell them specifically what they can call you. If they keep screwing it up, they're bad news.
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Old 05-22-2013, 07:56 PM   #825 (permalink)
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Exactly.

And usually, you can tell who wants to know you by what they call you after you tell them specifically what they can call you. If they keep screwing it up, they're bad news.
Yup, this is a technique I use in my work too, dudes keep calling me Goddess and ****, I'm like, nopeeee
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Old 05-22-2013, 08:13 PM   #826 (permalink)
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Yup, this is a technique I use in my work too, dudes keep calling me Goddess and ****, I'm like, nopeeee
Oh my god, that shit would not fly with me.

Sometimes I have these middle-aged male customers that show their delight by calling me a "good girl".

... the sheer homicidal rage that boils within me every time this happens could have fueled a goddamn incinerator during the Holocaust.
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Old 05-22-2013, 08:17 PM   #827 (permalink)
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Meh, I run a successful sex hotline myself, and all my female customers like to be told they're worthless other than for food preparation and sex and should stay in the kitchen. And I'm all, "For once, you're realistic."
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Old 05-22-2013, 08:18 PM   #828 (permalink)
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Editing my post 'cause Pedestrian got a little uncomfortable.

I'll add this, though -

I won't drink anything carbonated. It just feels weird.

I always step on the brake when I'm starting the car. I also have to be sure that the wheel is in the absolute upright position wherever I park.
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Old 05-22-2013, 08:20 PM   #829 (permalink)
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I really ought to start making final decisions about what is an appropriate post before I post it. Alas.
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If you got messages like this all day long I think anyone would domme up.
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