I usually cup one of my boobs for comfort, but I guess that's not really that weird

Can I say I think that's cute without coming over sexist in the minds of all the sexists? :D

i feel the urge to grab my crotch like Michael Jackson at least once a day

I like to hold my crotch Al Bundy style when I'm watching TV or sometimes if I'm just walking around the house. I don't think that's abnormal though.

i tend to grab it in public

As long as it's your own I think that's ok.

Another thing I've found myself doing is that when I'm really in deep study-mode I crouch on my chair, like with my feet up on the seat. It's like a subconscious thing I do now and it only started this year. Weird to say the least.

I have a phobia of balloons popping; its awful. My palms get sweaty and everything.

It was espescially bad today, (its Balloon Day in NZ today - yes, balloon day) and they were EVERYWHERE. ffs

Hey! You're back! We missed you!

I am! Whoever this is, I missed you too! I'm afraid I don't recognise your name. Have you changed it?