if you're gonna confess that kinda quirk, I like to stand next to girls wearing low-cut blouses and look down their dress

i also sit facing girls wearing short skirts

The sugar packets in the restaurant must all be assorted by color, and all stacked vertically with the labels faceing the respective outward position. If its not I feel the need to fix it.

the money in my wallet or cash register where I work must all be face up in the same direction.

Whenever I microwave somthing, I add extra seconds by which number was first, for example, the box says 2:20, Ill put in 2:22. If it says 3:20, I put in 3:33 and so on.

I wont sign my name on somthing until every letter looks perfect.

Most of the time I do it casually out of the corner of my eye so I don't have to turn my head to see.

I used to wipe while sitting down. Then one day some guy asked me how I could do that, since he couldn't do it. I realized that I had no answer for him, and ever since then I've had to wipe standing up cause doing it while sitting just feels awkward now. I can't explain why.

Whenever i get home drunk i always have to watch ocean's eleven. Absolutely no idea why.

Allright, I have a cameltoe-thing. So if a girl has some nice jeans or something, it's hard for me not to look. Which is practical as I always get compliments for not looking at boobs. Gheghe :D.

People compliment you for not looking at boobs?

Yeah sure. It's nice for a girl with a double E cup to get looked straight into her eyes...

I've been told that I am no fun to talk to for about 3 hours after I've woken up, and people dont like joking with me until I've made the first move because I am so cranky first thing (and the few hours after).

You should develop a coffee addiction :)