oh you are one of those, you go around and check all the stalls before getting to business.

I used to do the same but I grew out of that habit.

I prefer pooping to be a solitary pursuit

also I hate pooping without having something to read with me

another habit I stopped. if I have reading material , I end up staying in there way much longer than I need to.

I cannot poop in a public toilet. period.

If I don't have anything to read, I'll play a game on my phone. Good times.

^ Exactly :). Altough since I have internet on my phone, I just surf a bit.
I've done at least five postings here so far while pooping.
It's a good thing you don't know which ones :D.

TMI bro TMI

I don't have atataxia, lol.

Neither can I. I can hardly even pee. If it's a real emergency, I close my eyes and plug my ears so I get the illusion that I'm alone.

I always have some great epiphany while on the toilet and I usually forget what it was when I leave the washroom.

I once held a piss on a 10 hour overseas flight. By the time I got to a proper bathroom, it came out thick as a rope.