I learned that getting divorced does have it perks..I dont have to put the toilet seat down anymore..hahahahaha

Hahaha, that is indeed an advantage of being single.
I noticed that too :)

Not to mention the money saved from having to buy a valentines day gift of some kind. Although last year I weaseled my way out of it as well. I let my x talk me into moving to this really exspensive neighborhood last year. For valentines day she made reservations at the clubhouse for dinner. So naturally theres a dress code which I wasnt a fan of right off the bat but wth. I figure if I make the effort she'd put out later on. Anyway we buy some clothes on her dime that were up to par to the regulations of this event. We arrive at this fancy smancy place with so many yuppie ***s running around I wanted to puke. Half the stuff on the menu looked greek to me and they didnt have Jagermeister. I had to settle for champagne and forced down some seafood that I still dont know what it was. At any rate when it was time to pay the check they didnt accept cash and I dont use plastic of any kind. So she had to foot the bill and it ended up being around 200 bucks.

I don't seem to know girls who expect their boyfriends to spend excessive amounts of money on them.
That never kept me from spoiling my ex-girlfriend by the way. Christmas presents often went well over $200. But she did the same to me, so hey :)

She didnt really expect it i dont think..she asked and suckered me into moving there. If I would have said no she wouldnt have thrown a fit or anything. Same for the dinner and everything. Every now and then to venture beyond our means was exciting for her I guess. I didnt care long as I got to get drunk on my days off...lol. Which is how I spent the rest of the evening after we arrived back at home after the dinner that evening. My present was a heart shaped out of beer cans on the coffe table left for her to find. She did the next morning after she discovered that I had passed out on the couch watching NFL network..lol

That the word 'Viking' means raider and not an all encompassing name for a race of people.

So far today ive learned just how overatted Eric Clapton really was and is.

lol.. should have been passed out on the couch naked with a bow tied around your dick so you'd have knocked out Christmas as well.

Yeah lucky for me we split the next month anyway. She didnt find my inebriated artistic abilities as humerous as I did I guess. I returned home after my hitch to find an empty house. Took everything but my beer, and turned the fridge off so that it would be hot...OUCH!! Lol..that statment spoke pretty loudly..At any rate I plugged the fridge back in, and turned on some SRV. Popped the top on a hot one, and proceeded to indulge in my own self pity. Sad thing is I wasnt really all that heart broke as much as it was just a better excuse to get f.u.b.a.r.'ed. I was pretty upset about my c.d.'s...everthing else not so much. I knew I could drink enough to not mind the comfortability the hardwood floors provided for rest. At least until it was time to go back to work. Plus I had plenty of buddy's for company to get me through the hard times. Even if they did just like to drink on my dime pretty much. Who am I to judge anybody??lol..Its just one exzample of many in my arsenol of drunken shattered dreams. It always starts out with good intentions of intoxicated fun times. Ultimatley leaves me worse off than before except for the funny stories...Oh well its worth it...Cheers!!!:beer:

I learned there is a wallet for Bras called a Rack Trap.

I suggest females that like to put money in their bras get this because I really hate getting sweaty money because I just happened to be standing behind a female that decides to pay for something with her tit sweat dollar bill and the cashier doesn't want it so they give it to ME as change!

Would you like it if I put my dollar bills in my underwear and you got handed some ball sweat soaked bills?
http://the305urbanista.com/site/wp-c...2/racktrap.jpg

Be considerate of others and get a Racktrap