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Old 10-30-2017, 12:51 PM   #621 (permalink)
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Up your game and give your coworker salmonella by rubbing raw chicken all over their keyboard.
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Old 10-30-2017, 12:52 PM   #622 (permalink)
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Up your game and give your coworker salmonella by rubbing raw chicken all over their keyboard.
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Old 10-30-2017, 12:55 PM   #623 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2017, 12:58 PM   #624 (permalink)
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Up your game and give your coworker salmonella by rubbing raw chicken all over their keyboard.
Raw bacon would probably be more infectious while also giving off a more enticing odor.
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Old 10-30-2017, 01:03 PM   #625 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2017, 01:08 PM   #626 (permalink)
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When a coworker decides to wear a windbreaker at his desk, so all I hear is "swish... swoosh... swish" every time he moves for 8 ****ing hours.

Wear a corduroy suit.
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Old 10-30-2017, 01:09 PM   #627 (permalink)
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Wear a corduroy suit.
This seems like a way to piss off way more people than a simple windbreaker douche. I approve but you're thinking too small.
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Old 10-30-2017, 01:22 PM   #628 (permalink)
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This seems like a way to piss off way more people than a simple windbreaker douche. I approve but you're thinking too small.
Including me. I feel sweaty, and itchy just from the thought.
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Old 10-30-2017, 03:28 PM   #629 (permalink)
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Why not bring in a sheet of bubble-wrap, place it under your feet at the desk and randomly burst bubbles on it all through the day?
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Old 10-31-2017, 12:18 PM   #630 (permalink)
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I decided to just set the offensive garment on fire.
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