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Frownland 10-30-2017 11:51 AM
Up your game and give your coworker salmonella by rubbing raw chicken all over their keyboard.

Plankton 10-30-2017 11:52 AM
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Up your game and give your coworker salmonella by rubbing raw chicken all over their keyboard.
How is it that you're not in prison yet?

Frownland 10-30-2017 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1888957)
How is it that you're not in prison yet?
Bleach

The Batlord 10-30-2017 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1888955)
Up your game and give your coworker salmonella by rubbing raw chicken all over their keyboard.
Raw bacon would probably be more infectious while also giving off a more enticing odor.

Plankton 10-30-2017 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1888958)
Bleach
https://i.imgur.com/5yEYQB5.jpg

uncle salty 10-30-2017 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1888366)
When a coworker decides to wear a windbreaker at his desk, so all I hear is "swish... swoosh... swish" every time he moves for 8 ****ing hours.

Wear a corduroy suit.

The Batlord 10-30-2017 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by uncle salty (Post 1888968)
Wear a corduroy suit.
This seems like a way to piss off way more people than a simple windbreaker douche. I approve but you're thinking too small.

Plankton 10-30-2017 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by uncle salty (Post 1888968)
Wear a corduroy suit.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1888970)
This seems like a way to piss off way more people than a simple windbreaker douche. I approve but you're thinking too small.
Including me. I feel sweaty, and itchy just from the thought.

Trollheart 10-30-2017 02:28 PM
Why not bring in a sheet of bubble-wrap, place it under your feet at the desk and randomly burst bubbles on it all through the day?

Plankton 10-31-2017 11:18 AM
I decided to just set the offensive garment on fire.


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