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Old 03-06-2014, 12:47 AM   #491 (permalink)
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Well I meant if they're still in the cooler, but I guess it doesn't matter (yes they should be tossed if they're warm). Did you walk around the store looking for things out of place? That seems less productive than doing other things to me.

Also our department consistently had the highest health and safety rating. And our reps would always compliment us on how our backroom was the cleanest in the city. Grocery really isn't that hard to do competently in my mind.
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Old 03-06-2014, 12:50 AM   #492 (permalink)
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Well I meant if they're still in the cooler, but I guess it doesn't matter (yes they should be tossed if they're warm). Did you walk around the store looking for things out of place? That seems less productive than doing other things to me.

Also our department consistently had the highest health and safety rating. And our reps would always compliment us on how our backroom was the cleanest in the city. Grocery really isn't that hard to do competently in my mind.
I don't look for things that are out of place in my store because people are more than happy to throw 500 shoes in every direction, drop clothing everywhere and kick it under racks or hang it over racks meant for hats and belts... everything out of place sticks out very well, because people don't give a shit.

Don't even get me started on the days I've been tempted to stab people with broken hangers in the fitting rooms. Why the hell are they anchoring pant-loops to shirt hangers?? WHY ARE THEY USING PANTS HANGERS TO HANG SHIRTS?! WHY DO THEY JUST MISS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF A HANGER ALL TOGETHER?!

It's like hangers are some kind of mysterious force and they're so blown away by this foreign object that they're torn between throwing it on the floor and shoving it up their ass. Most of these people wouldn't know their ass from their heads if you gave them a three-way mirror.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:12 AM   #493 (permalink)
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[LIST][*]When I see a customer (wherever I am) doing something stupid, rude, or generally quite lazy (i.e.; putting random items where they obviously don't belong or leaving their basket at the end of a checkout lane instead of giving it to their cashier).
[*]When a customer in my store takes one shoe from the rack, parks their ass several feet away on a bench to try it on, and they just leave the shoe there. I always glare at them, hoping they will know my disapproval of their stupidity and my genuine hope that they die before they get a chance to breed.
Are you upset that you actually have to do your job? I totally do the bolded part and why not? You guys are getting paid to put it back in the right spot. I'm not. DO YOUR JOB.

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I don't look for things that are out of place in my store because people are more than happy to throw 500 shoes in every direction, drop clothing everywhere and kick it under racks or hang it over racks meant for hats and belts... everything out of place sticks out very well, because people don't give a shit.

Don't even get me started on the days I've been tempted to stab people with broken hangers in the fitting rooms. Why the hell are they anchoring pant-loops to shirt hangers?? WHY ARE THEY USING PANTS HANGERS TO HANG SHIRTS?! WHY DO THEY JUST MISS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF A HANGER ALL TOGETHER?!

It's like hangers are some kind of mysterious force and they're so blown away by this foreign object that they're torn between throwing it on the floor and shoving it up their ass. Most of these people wouldn't know their ass from their heads if you gave them a three-way mirror.
I totally know what I'm doing if I ever happen to mosey my way into your store.
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Dj is actually a pretty good troll
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:51 AM   #495 (permalink)
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Are you upset that you actually have to do your job? I totally do the bolded part and why not? You guys are getting paid to put it back in the right spot. I'm not. DO YOUR JOB.
That totally makes you a dick, dude. Do you drop trash on the floor cause it's the janitor's job to pick it up?


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One almost started a fire in the backroom by dumping an entire can of coffee mate on a liter standing on a trolley.
I have absolutely no idea what this means.
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That totally makes you a dick, dude. Do you drop trash on the floor cause it's the janitor's job to pick it up?
I don't go that far but placing stuff on the nearest shelf after deciding that I don't want it isn't that bad especially since it's not my job to make sure everything is in it's proper place.

I should have empathy since people used to do that to me when I worked at the library but meh. I just bitched at them for doing it and did my job because I was getting paid to have the books be in order.
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I don't go that far but placing stuff on the nearest shelf after deciding that I don't want it isn't that bad especially since it's not my job to make sure everything is in it's proper place.

I should have empathy since people used to do that to me when I worked at the library but meh. I just bitched at them for doing it and did my job because I was getting paid to have the books be in order.
It's not your job but it is common courtesy. They're employees, not your servants.
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:43 PM   #498 (permalink)
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I have absolutely no idea what this means.
Is this not an American thing?



Well anyways its this non dairy creamer for coffee. And its also very flammable.
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:56 PM   #499 (permalink)
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Oddly enough ive heard yinz plenty in central pa but not much in the west
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