or they get poo on the back of the seat! how do you get poo on it? what are you doing. my stepfather used to do that too. I dunno, maybe it's from having a fat arse.
Another reason our nations need to trim down....stop the damn toilet seat poo bits.

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Guilty. Although if someone else is at the sink washing their hands, ill give mine a quick wash. If nobody is looking, I usually don't wash my hands. I hardly ever wash them. I probably should but I guess I'm not all that concerned with it.

I don't wash my hands at public toilets unless someone is looking, because I don't think it will get them much cleaner. Unless I took a dump, obviously.
I always wash them at home though.
I think apart from the occasional washing after peeing I wash my hands 2 to 5 times a day or so. I work with old audio equipment so I get a lot of dust and nicotine (please people, stop smoking near audio equipment!) on my hands.

what? I can't hear you?

*lights up a fag*

You won't believe how ****ed up equipment gets from nicotine.
It's really a killer. And I have to clean it up :(

You know what grinds my gears? Bad transmission fluid! Especially when it's like a million degrees cold and the gear lever feels like it's stuck in overcooked fudge and the whole car seems to handle like through a knit mitten on a worn out remote control, only the mitten fails to isolate your deep frozen hands from the equally frozen steering wheel letting you know that the tires are sliding on the lumpy ground, tenfoldly thawed and re-freezed through heaps and heaps of snow that somehow has found its way inside your jacket and arms and legs and shoes, which just as well are only waiting for you to tilt your next step just enough to make you fall over while tip-toeing through the slippery and lumpy sidewalk the oblivious city workers obviously have neglected when portioning out the minimal share of gravel which seems to be a scarce commodity in this ****in' town that smells of metan and snot all because of the millionth minus degrees that occupy everything you touch, wear, dwell in, see, hear, smell, and are because you know that werever you turn in order to escape it even for a few seconds, you will encounter only more cold because every-****ing-thing is simultaneously approaching the absolute zero apart from the god-forsaken ****ing two square-centimeters of heated space you're in while calling the winter a whore with three unwashed colons for a brain and where you'll discover that the remote is more than an armlength away so that you'll have to get your fat ass up and walk all the way to the couch where it happened to be in order to change the background viewing of that bottomlessly stupid program "Man Show". **** I HATE "MAN SHOW"! WHAT KIND OF RETARDATED WASTE OF SPERM LIKES "MAN SHOW"?!

That's what gears my grind! That and the mug of Adam Sandler! Retarded ****!

bruh.... i know you aint talking about the old Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla.

If so, you're dead to me.

If it's the new one, you'd be correct

There's a new one? I hope it'll navigate around Sweden this time around.

i mean, not "new" i just meant the post- Jimmy Kimmel one. The Jimmy Kimmel one was pretty great i thought

I can't stand it, regardless of its obvious irony. It's aired in the middle of the night on one of the channels here anyway. However, I was mainly pissed off on winter.

The heat blowing in the bus! Goddammit it's cold out and we're all dressed warm enough that we don't need any damn heat in here. It's not like we're gonna take out coat and shoes off as if we were coming home. Plus there's body heat. Turn that f ucking s hit off you asshats! What the f uck are they thinking?!

Yes, yes, and yes again. I hate that shit.

it's pretty hot here but I'm semi naked

A women clipping her nails on the bus, real disgusting.

I totally hate it when people try to imitate the Baltimore accent. They never do it right, they always exaggerate it and are not understandable at all. We're really not that freaking hard to understand. Only old people say Balmer instead of Baltimore.

These ****ing middle eastern countries that block every ****ing download site on the internet. Now I'm stuck on a ****ing island with no music, no movies, and no ****ing porn. Thanks a lot Bin Laden.

huh? you're here as well, PPSCoolGirl?

you won't believe what it sounds like in Limburg (the province where I live) sometimes. I don't speak Limburgian myself, but the way they rename names of villages here...
Hoensbroek --> Gebrook
Heerlen --> Heële
Susteren --> Zöstere
Einighausen --> Einekoeze
Elsloo --> Aelse

You won't understand a thing of what I'm saying, but you see the difference when it's written down.
And then there's Limburgian people who try to speak dutch. They DO grind me gears because they don't often know that they're using Limburgian logic.
I heard a (Limburgian) friend of mine say to someone 'Put you' instead of 'have a seat'. This obviously is a translation, but when Limburgian says this to a person from what we call "Holland" (we call the north of the Netherlands Holland) he won't understand a thing.
What my friend literally said was "Zet je" and what he had to say was "Ga zitten". Completely different, as you can see :).

So... It grinds my gears that people who talk in a dialect (and I don't mean an accent) don't realise what is their dialect and what is in fact their real language...

Isn't Limburger a cheese?

i'm very poor in my mandarin and usually rile my fiancee by using direct translations of Cantonese into Mandarin which are phonetically correct but there are no such words in Mandarin

the weekend is not long enough

Yes, and that's obviously coming from the dutch province of Limburg :)

Isn't it the other way round? That Limburg got its name from the cheese that happened to be residing in that particular area?

^^ ha ha ha

I dunno, limburg isn't as smelly as the cheese...
Does that mean anything?

Did some research, it's actually belgian cheese.
There's a Limburg in Belgium too :).
It's made near the border of the Netherlands in Luik (Liège).

Obviously an immigrant cheese then. You know, the kind that's been lying around moulding long enough to develop extremities.

It definitely smells like it has been lying around long...
Tastes good though.

Yummy, cheese...:love:

God I love cheese :).

In Sweden we've got Västerbottensost, obviously the cheese that gave name to the province Västerbotten and renowned for its use in "västerbottenspaj". Don't care much for it though, which I'm always scorned for. So that would be today's grind-of-gears: Food you're "supposed" to like. Damn you, supposedly-likeable-food! :soapbox:

I don't think there's much food I don't like apart from some of the stuff that's just weird not to like (I don't like rice, I don't like tomatoes unless they're in pizza or such or dried) and stuff that no one likes (like liver).

speak for yourself. I love liver. The way my mother makes it is the best and probably the only reason why I like it. I have to buy some and learn to make it the way she used to.

To me it doesn't taste like you're supposed to eat it :D.

Nothing wrong with some liver & onions in gravy

Lovely

it is actually the most nutritious organ to eat. If you had to survive and eat a fellow friend to live. The first thing you should eat on your friend is his liver.

Unless your friend is Shane McGowan

I love liver and onions. Weirdly I only like onions when it's with liver, or in french onion soup. Otherwise I can't stand them.

i love liver (chicken, pork and beef)

I tried to cook liver once. I fried it for about an hour before I got tired of waiting and it was still half-raw. In any case I thought: It's the 21st century, we don't have to eat this!