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Old 01-13-2011, 03:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Do you sit or stand while wiping?

Is it weird that I stand? Somehow it got brought up in a conversation not long ago with someone else and they thought it was very weird.

Want to know if I'm alone on this.
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Old 01-13-2011, 03:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Standing is weird bro
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Somehow I doubt this will lead to very stimulating conversation. No offense... but if this thread gets too wild I'll probably redirect it or something.

But... On topic. Omgggg.... who stands?
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Old 01-13-2011, 03:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah I'm not a big fan of dunking my hand in... murky water,though.
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Old 01-13-2011, 03:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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standing is a bit weird....I don't see how you can clean properly by standing I mean I guess so but it's not the same.

When I read the title, I thought this was talking about raids in WoW
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Yeah I'm not a big fan of dunking my hand in... murky water,though.
Do you have the worlds biggest hands? Or the worlds fullest toilet? Of all my year of taking dumps, my hand has never touched the water.
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Do you have the worlds biggest hands? Or the worlds fullest toilet? Of all my year of taking dumps, my hand has never touched the water.
I guess because it's happened when I've tried. Maybe it's just inexperience.


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Somehow I doubt this will lead to very stimulating conversation. No offense... but if this thread gets too wild I'll probably redirect it or something.

But... On topic. Omgggg.... who stands?
And the one word post thread does? Damn Conan I liked you better as a regular.

Just kidding. Don't believe I've congratulated you on your modship by the way.

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Old 01-13-2011, 04:17 AM   #8 (permalink)
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why is there no poll?

also, i think how hairy your butt is plays a factor in the decision to sit or stand. myself, i'm king of ghost poops, i don't even 'need' to wipe half the time.
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Old 01-13-2011, 04:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I tried to edit to add one after I forgot it, but it won't let me.

I don't get how people can do it sitting, where does your hand reach, between your legs?

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