Unexplainable things you do or have done

Dr.Seussicide · 12-22-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by noise

when at home, i spout nonsense very, very frequently. it usually comes in the form of "i am a..."

this week i've been stuck on "i am a wooden bear", "i am a blue moose" and "i am a termite". classics include "i am a sailboat", "i am a dinosaur" and "i am a peanut".

other times, my nonsense is more freeform. things like "i have seventeen arms" or "i am made out of lemon jello"

occasionally, i take it a step further and sing nonsensical little songs.

the word that crops up most in my nonsense is "moose".

my wife is very tolerant.

Hmm, this is pretty weird. You should get this checked.

noise · 12-22-2010, 12:03 PM

checked for what? i have a wife. i have a home. i have a PhD and a good job. i'm sorted

CanwllCorfe · 12-22-2010, 12:39 PM

Well this is from the 100 facts thing:

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When I was younger I had bought a calligraphy set. The next day I showed my teacher and said, "look what I found!" She then replied, "oh the teacher next door had lost one. That could be it!" I then walked next door. I, for whatever reason, asked him if it was it. He said, "oh wow, it looks like it. Thanks!" I knowingly gave him something I knew was mine, and just bought the day before. No, I wasn't being nice. I walked away confused, wondering why I did what I just did.

Sometimes I just do complete nonsense to entertain myself. I'll make up words, mispronounce them and make an entire sentence (and of course get angry when no one can understand what I'm saying), and then some other stuff. Like ask my friends if they ever heard Hey Ya by a band called Outkast or Float On by a band called Modest Mouse. Sometimes I'll just try and blurt out statements like, "GOD I love Indie Rock".

Dr.Seussicide · 12-22-2010, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by noise

checked for what? i have a wife. i have a home. i have a PhD and a good job. i'm sorted

Or so you say...

lol, I'm just being a sarcastic asshole, nevermind me

duga · 12-22-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by noise

checked for what? i have a wife. i have a home. i have a PhD and a good job. i'm sorted

People with PhD's are usually eccentric in some way. I'm working on getting one myself, and I know I have a lot eccentricities.

I can't even think about leaving the house without a shower.

I tend to accentuate what I'm saying with intense hand gestures that sometimes get a little out there. I've had looks.

When I drink cider I get intensely aggressive. Last weekend, I was completely sloshed on the stuff and was playing pool. The owner came up and told me to take my beer off the pool table. To me, he said it in the most condescending way possible (though my friends say he didn't really say it that bad). Still, I got REALLY pissed and wanted to punch the guy. I had to leave and calm myself with a cheeseburger. This may seem like a small incident, but if you knew me you would know I am one of the least aggressive people around.

When I was little:

Once I decided it would be cool to melt one of my sister's dolls in the microwave. It wasn't that cool.

I practiced making out with a Styrofoam head once.

Ah, I forgot a good one:

A couple years ago I was taking a 20 hour road trip by myself and tried to finish it all in one go without stopping. I think that is the closest I got to going insane because I started making funny noises to myself and singing along to my music in the weirdest voice I could make and I was cracking myself up. I mean, I was really laughing hard...I started having trouble breathing I was laughing so hard, so that's when I decided to stop and rest.

imaduck13 · 12-22-2010, 12:58 PM

I tried to cut a toaster cord and flushed my moms glasses down the toilet

FETCHER. · 12-22-2010, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

If I'm listening to or watching a media device with a digital volume control, the number on the dial MUST be even. No odd numbers can appear on my volume dial, I don't know why. Say I'm listening to music in my car, if 12 is too low, I will turn it up to 14. 13 isn't even an option. Call me weird, but I don't like the sound of odd numbers.

Marry me. I'm exactly the same. When I'm driving and can't see what the number has been put at if a friend turns it up, I try to ignore it and get all fidgety and ask compulsively "what numbers that at?" its more like i shout it to them.

**Exo** · 12-22-2010, 05:45 PM

For some reason when I brush my teeth, I'll hold my balls with my left hand. No reason at all, just holding my balls.

I buy books that I won't read for years just so I can have them in my library. More than half my books(I have about 400) haven't been read.

zachsd · 12-22-2010, 06:50 PM

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I buy books that I won't read for years just so I can have them in my library. More than half my books(I have about 400) haven't been read.

Dude, you have a library, like in your house? Like a room you call your library?

Dr_Rez · 12-22-2010, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal

For some reason when I brush my teeth, I'll hold my balls with my left hand. No reason at all, just holding my balls.

I smoke, even when I have a cold and my throat hurts. I'm addicted to nicotine.

I buy books that I won't read for years just so I can have them in my library. More than half my books(I have about 400) haven't been read.

Thas not weird man. I think most guys take pleasure in holding there balls for some time.

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