Unexplainable things you do or have done

ThePhanastasio · 12-22-2010, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noise

when at home, i spout nonsense very, very frequently. it usually comes in the form of "i am a..."

this week i've been stuck on "i am a wooden bear", "i am a blue moose" and "i am a termite". classics include "i am a sailboat", "i am a dinosaur" and "i am a peanut".

other times, my nonsense is more freeform. things like "i have seventeen arms" or "i am made out of lemon jello"

occasionally, i take it a step further and sing nonsensical little songs.

the word that crops up most in my nonsense is "moose".

my wife is very tolerant.

That is awesome.

s_k · 12-22-2010, 07:56 AM

My ex-girlfriend used to say things like 'are you poo?' or 'are you a peanutbutter-marmelade sandwich?'.
Complete nonsense at complete random times.
Often when I asked her how to solve something, she used to answer 'you know the only solution is to take a dump on it'.
Don't have to be tolerant for that, the serious way she puts it makes it incredibly funny.

noise · 12-22-2010, 08:13 AM

that means... i'm not the only crazy one! oh joyous day

s_k · 12-22-2010, 08:14 AM

What, did you think you were?
I could've told you you weren't ;D.

spacetruckers99 · 12-22-2010, 08:24 AM

I have a strange tendency to make random noises at random times.
people thikn i'm crazy but I really don't think I am!

ThePhanastasio · 12-22-2010, 08:40 AM

I always have a weird compulsion to jump on things. Anything waist high or shorter, I try to jump on without the aid of my hands. Anything taller, I try to vault on top of. I really have no idea why. It's a really strange urge that comes over me...which I usually act on.

crash_override · 12-22-2010, 09:35 AM

If I'm listening to or watching a media device with a digital volume control, the number on the dial MUST be even. No odd numbers can appear on my volume dial, I don't know why. Say I'm listening to music in my car, if 12 is too low, I will turn it up to 14. 13 isn't even an option. Call me weird, but I don't like the sound of odd numbers.

s_k · 12-22-2010, 09:44 AM

@phanastasio: you're probably suffering from a rare case of super marioism.

@crash_override: my car radio has that kind of volume control. It's just some numbers for me, making it pretty ttough to adjust the volume. Here goes:
1, 3, 5, 7, 10, 12, 15, 18, 20, 22, 24, 25.
My friends actually know the right numbers by now. Which is pretty neat (h)

Antonio · 12-22-2010, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crash_override

If I'm listening to or watching a media device with a digital volume control, the number on the dial MUST be even. No odd numbers can appear on my volume dial, I don't know why. Say I'm listening to music in my car, if 12 is too low, I will turn it up to 14. 13 isn't even an option. Call me weird, but I don't like the sound of odd numbers.

i do a similar thing, but it increments of 5 (like 15, 20, 25, etc)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 12-22-2010, 11:51 AM

I went food shopping last night for 7 things and somehow ended up spending over £100.

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s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	@phanastasio: you're probably suffering from a rare case of super marioism. @crash_override: my car radio has that kind of volume control. It's just some numbers for me, making it pretty ttough to adjust the volume. Here goes: 1, 3, 5, 7, 10, 12, 15, 18, 20, 22, 24, 25. My friends actually know the right numbers by now. Which is pretty neat (h) __________________ Click here to see my collection

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12-22-2010, 08:40 AM	#26 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	I always have a weird compulsion to jump on things. Anything waist high or shorter, I try to jump on without the aid of my hands. Anything taller, I try to vault on top of. I really have no idea why. It's a really strange urge that comes over me...which I usually act on.