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Old 12-13-2010, 08:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default When in an argument, what comebacks are you most proud of?

Personal favourites:

Woman: "You hate women."
Me: "How can I hate women? My mum's one."
Woman:

Woman: "You're drunk."
Me: "You're ugly, the difference is - I'll be sober in the morning."

Me: *Joke insinuating they were fat."
Friend of mine: "Was that a fat joke?"
Me: "No, you're a fat joke"

In college...
Me: "I will shag your nan."
Friend: "My nan's dead."
Me: "I will dig her up."
Friend: "She was cremated."
Me: "I'll make a love-paste."
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Me:

Regale me with tales of your best arguments where you quite clearly pwned them in the face.
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If you are remembering comebacks in petty arguments, then your life priorities are probably a little off.

Also, none of the above are very funny.
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I am a comeback .
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Your face isn't very funny.
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I guess my vote in the nominations thread for you was well worth it, Dirty.
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Me: "You're ugly, the difference is - I'll be sober in the morning."
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I guess my vote in the nominations thread for you was well worth it, Dirty.
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I guess my vote in the nominations thread for you was well worth it, Dirty.
Captain Caveman is the troll we wish Dirty was.
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You want my comeback? Good luck.

Better hope your mother is bulimic.
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Captain Caveman is the troll we wish Dirty was.
Yeah, well he trolled himself to death. It's the curse of all trolls, basically.
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