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12-13-2010, 08:49 PM | #1 (permalink) |
love will tear you apart
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, UK.
Posts: 5,107
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When in an argument, what comebacks are you most proud of?
Personal favourites:
Woman: "You hate women." Me: "How can I hate women? My mum's one." Woman: Woman: "You're drunk." Me: "You're ugly, the difference is - I'll be sober in the morning." Me: *Joke insinuating they were fat." Friend of mine: "Was that a fat joke?" Me: "No, you're a fat joke" In college... Me: "I will shag your nan." Friend: "My nan's dead." Me: "I will dig her up." Friend: "She was cremated." Me: "I'll make a love-paste." Friend: Me: Regale me with tales of your best arguments where you quite clearly pwned them in the face. |
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