When in an argument, what comebacks are you most proud of?

SATCHMO · 12-13-2010, 09:05 PM

Dad: Have some roasted red red peppers. They're good for the prostrate.

Me: I don't have to shove them up my ass, do I?

Bulldog · 12-14-2010, 03:01 AM

I don't get into a lot of arguments, so I don't really keep track.

I've used a variation of this one before though...

right-track · 12-14-2010, 12:51 PM

Me: Is it going to be fancy dress again for tonight's match?
City fan: Fancy dress?????
Me: Yeah. When half the City fans go dressed as empty blue seats!

CanwllCorfe · 12-14-2010, 09:01 PM

Friend: Man you're stupid.
Me: Your mom is stupid.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-14-2010, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Dad: Have some roasted red red peppers. They're good for the prostrate.

Me: I don't have to shove them up my ass, do I?

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Me: Is it going to be fancy dress again for tonight's match?
City fan: Fancy dress?????
Me: Yeah. When half the City fans go dressed as empty blue seats!

Haha, those are brilliant.

Astronomer · 12-14-2010, 09:52 PM

^ They are, but they don't sound like arguments haha...

TheBig3 · 12-14-2010, 10:19 PM

I knew this whacked out girl in highschool. She lived an hour + away and was the only hippy I've ever met who was a super athlete. We got into this "who's faster" brawl once and she comes up, at one point with, "I was born with running shoes on my feet."

"those were hooves."

Victory to TheBig3.

**Janszoon** · 12-14-2010, 11:45 PM

When I was a little kid my brother used to always tease me about how often I'd start sentences with "you know what's weird". The last time he did it went like this...

Me: You know what's weird—
Him: People with four heads?
Me: What's so weird about people with foreheads?

crash_override · 12-15-2010, 12:03 AM

I don't recall the exact situation, but a buddy of mine was rambling on about some mess for quite some time. He was trying to convince us that he was right about something but he was obviously wrong. After he laid his spiel, I replied with a simple "Dude, you have autism..."

I know it doesn't seem like much, and maybe it's an inside thing, but the look on his face was priceless and that moment still holds legend between my friends.

Freebase Dali · 12-15-2010, 12:09 AM

I think the best comeback is to simply fart silently, then stare vacantly at your opponent for however long it takes.

12-14-2010, 09:01 PM	#24 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	Friend: Man you're stupid. Me: Your mom is stupid. __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

12-14-2010, 09:52 PM	#26 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	^ They are, but they don't sound like arguments haha... __________________

12-14-2010, 10:19 PM	#27 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	I knew this whacked out girl in highschool. She lived an hour + away and was the only hippy I've ever met who was a super athlete. We got into this "who's faster" brawl once and she comes up, at one point with, "I was born with running shoes on my feet." "those were hooves." Victory to TheBig3. __________________ I've moved to a new address

12-14-2010, 11:45 PM	#28 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	When I was a little kid my brother used to always tease me about how often I'd start sentences with "you know what's weird". The last time he did it went like this... Me: You know what's weird— Him: People with four heads? Me: What's so weird about people with foreheads? __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

12-13-2010, 09:05 PM	#21 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	Dad: Have some roasted red red peppers. They're good for the prostrate. Me: I don't have to shove them up my ass, do I?

12-14-2010, 03:01 AM	#22 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	I don't get into a lot of arguments, so I don't really keep track. I've used a variation of this one before though...

12-14-2010, 12:51 PM	#23 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Me: Is it going to be fancy dress again for tonight's match? City fan: Fancy dress????? Me: Yeah. When half the City fans go dressed as empty blue seats!

12-15-2010, 12:09 AM	#30 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I think the best comeback is to simply fart silently, then stare vacantly at your opponent for however long it takes.