Alex is banned. Let's all kill ourselves.
 

I said I'd do it. For years I've said it. If loose_lips_sinks_ships aka Alex ever got banned I'd kill myself. Well that day has come. And shame on you all for not doing more to prevent it.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...nyandchris.jpg

in loving memory (of that guy on the right.)

So, I'm organizing mass suicide. Who's in? (being out is not rly an option).

Seriously, I'm about to go hang myself from the highest tree.







(By 'hang myself from the highest tree" I mean 'get another beer')

I'll kill myself after I've calmed down. I really liked LLSS. :(*

*I'm not actually going to kill myself

Ethan, Kenny, now Alex

Our population of cool, hip guys is slowly dying.

Seemed like a nice guy to me. Fitted in quite allright.
What went wrong?

I thought LLSS was a girl actually.

Jim Jones, lead us away...

I guess his lips were too loose

I think Conan should start this mass suicide.

We'll all follow suit Conan, we promise.

Bye Conan.

Dude. Too soon. :(

Pssst, you forgot the small print this time :D

No but seriously guys, anyone know what's been going on then?
I don't like people going away just like that. Usually want to know what's wrong and if they're allright.

C'mon... He requested his own banning.

He has said he has depression, he seems to have low self esteem but he's a good guy.
He said something about music that was incorrect, I think Fasho corrected him.
He went off on one and said he was gonna ask a mod to ban him.
And now we're all killing ourselves.

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE. x

Alex is the smartest man alive.

He banned himself so you'll all kill yourselves, then he'll come back and run this forum.

And Tyler and Jamie and everyone else! They're all leaving. I think I am going to have to kill myself.

Thanks for the explanation.
I don't see what killing ourselves (or eachother, murdergangbang of some kind) helps. Should he ever want to return, he'll be here on his own.
Or maybe that's just what he wants... http://www.musicbanter.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

Please, not the girl with the love for Tool and the right shoes http://www.musicbanter.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

You're becoming an extinct species :D

Here I go, guys.

http://100grana.files.wordpress.com/...ator-2-end.jpg

REMEMBER ME FOR WHO I LOVED!

Inorite? Tyler almost got my vote for most missed.

They all just realized what we already knew...they're too cool for a music forum. :(

You killed one of them FFS.

RIP Alex. :(

Maybe one day we'll rise up and reach that level of coolness and be freed as well...

This thread is already getting really weird....Alex would've appreciated it.

Who's Tyler?

Forgive my ignorance but who the hell are Tyler and Jamie?

dac and khfreek

No, seriously?

Dac was just here a day or two ago.

cough cough

Get out.
You're ruining the moment.

Fuck... See children... Miracles do happen here at MB.

Does that make you Jesus?

Yeah, but khfreek has to change his username to Lazarus now.

Since I raised myself from the dead, that would make me Jesus, not Satchmo

I guess this site is just too much for some people to handle. I even have to remind myself several times a day...."it's just a website...it's just a website..."

Well ****, fancypants... do it again. I wanna' see it.