Help Me Please!
 

i need to know how to dump someone without seeming like a complete BlTCH when i do it. i seriously need help.

i have never had to dump anyone before and i dont know what to do, and just thinking of doing it makes me want to die. its not that i dont want to end the relationship, its that i dont want to hurt him.

tell him you're moving to kenya

Tell him you're dumping him. He'll get over it (hopefuly).

Say the following


I dont know when of firey passion of love burned out,I never wanted to know anyone like you,You were truly a gift from god to me and were the best thing that ever happpened but......








I HATE YOU WERE BREAKING UP DIE!!!!!!!!!!!


Or do what my ex's have done "Your a pervy immature dork i hate you and never want to see you again" then date a hotter guy afterwards and your set.

hahahaha, nice misfits, very nice. just be honest, that's all you can do.

I'm sure .angie. feels great with our advice.

tell em you're ***.
or tell em you're not *** but willing to learn.
;)

^damn that's a good one.

If you are dumping him it doesn`t really matter if he thinks you`re a bitch or not.

And don`t come out with the 'I hope we can still be friends line'. As well as being really annoying it never works.

yeah just dont do what my ex did...we dated for 1 year and then she calls me and tells me it was all a lie....she never liked me.

dont shave your legs for a couple of weeks and let him break up with you.

LOL u hairy bastatd

say "i have good news and bad new...the bad news is were rbeaking up...thge good news is i just saved a load of money on my car insurance bye switching to gieko" hell think your mentally insane so he wont want you ne more ne ways..as well as letting him loose from you.

hm good, tried
'im in therapy and they say i should break off all contact with the outside world , sorry'

that why yer on happy pills?

oh my god this was hillarious! i thought my thread got closed for some reason? but that was very uplifting and it made me happy. thanks guys. but i had my friend sign onto my msn and do it for me.. nice i know, but if works for me!

especially the geiko car insurance one.. that could come in handy sometime, that was great.

6 words:"I'm not ***...but I'll learn"

or you could always say: you made me g ay.. so umm, this cant work.
interesting im answering my own question, but its over now so i dont have to worry about it.

you got a friend to pretend to be you, and break up with the guy on msn....? seriously, doing it YOURSELF over msn is bad, but getting a friend to do it?

yeah im really lame and i just couldnt do it. its like so bad...

You should have just been like, "There's someone else....................."
OR.."I'm joining a cult and need to kill anyone I am intimate with and since I love you, we must not see each other for the sake of shimmy shim tao."

Maybe i`m missing something here but why would you get a friend to pretend it`s you on MSN?

He couldn`t see that it was you not dumping him so any feelings of hate he has towards you are still there anyway.

Congratulations on being a total chicken****

But maybe she should have done that..what if she did it and the guy didn't like the things she said and came over to her house at night and ****ed her up with a golfclub or some ****?

At least if she had said it rather than get a friend to pretend to be her she`d know what was said.

Besides , if thats the best she can do i`d say the guy was better off.

Yes, unless she's a chicken**** that can like do weird ****, like bending her legs behind her head or something... :yeah:

Well according to her profile she`s only 15 so even if she could it wouldn`t be much use

Yes, I concur that the guy would be better off like Urban said in his first statement.

Thank you very much

Do you think you could stop stalking every post I make now please.

Well I'm not trying to but there was only me, you, and ArtistintheAmbulance online a little while ago and I got b0red

hey acctually i can do that, im in gymnastics, baby. but now i have a new probelm on my hands because i now regret even telling my friend to break up with him because i miss him now and i wish i never did it, but whatever.

Haha the classic case of always wanting what you dont have...

yeah but now that i think of it i wasnt being rational and i just did it because i was having a really bad day the day i broke up with him. and i was yelling at everyone and i just wanted everying back to normal, before i had a relationship. but now i miss him.

The key lesson is always give relationships a chance. Dont break up over one day.. Unless he cheated on you or something like that, then youre allowed to...

thats not the thing i was just being a complete bitch and i couldnt take anything anymore. but i suppose i cant do anything about it now and im going to be happy cuz its thundering and lightning out. but there will always be other people and i also see some bad things about hte relationship so its all good. and i know it was a bad idea for me to have my friend dump him over msn.HORRIBLE IDEA. i vow to never again do that. but one of my other boyfriends did the same thing...

If I was that guy, I wouldn't get back with a girl who had her friend break up with me online, over what apparently was just a bad day. I'd go find someone that wasn't a drama queen.

yeah i know. i see your point and im not trying to get him back, never will. is better off this way.

I think the moral of this story is that relationships are completely, and utterly pointless when you're that age.

Oh I wouldn`t say that my last one was pretty pointless too.

She was a good shag though i`ll give her that