yeah just dont do what my ex did...we dated for 1 year and then she calls me and tells me it was all a lie....she never liked me.

dont shave your legs for a couple of weeks and let him break up with you.

LOL u hairy bastatd

say "i have good news and bad new...the bad news is were rbeaking up...thge good news is i just saved a load of money on my car insurance bye switching to gieko" hell think your mentally insane so he wont want you ne more ne ways..as well as letting him loose from you.

hm good, tried
'im in therapy and they say i should break off all contact with the outside world , sorry'

that why yer on happy pills?

oh my god this was hillarious! i thought my thread got closed for some reason? but that was very uplifting and it made me happy. thanks guys. but i had my friend sign onto my msn and do it for me.. nice i know, but if works for me!

especially the geiko car insurance one.. that could come in handy sometime, that was great.

6 words:"I'm not ***...but I'll learn"

or you could always say: you made me g ay.. so umm, this cant work.
interesting im answering my own question, but its over now so i dont have to worry about it.