Things you've never done, but everyone else has

Dr.Seussicide · 10-29-2010, 09:15 PM

I've never sucked dick.

Freebase Dali · 10-29-2010, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

I've never sucked dick.

haha... I was going to say I never infracted you for anything, but that would be untrue, and also wouldn't fit the context of this joke.

Alfred · 10-29-2010, 10:27 PM

Like many people, I've never been in a fight either.

Insane Guest · 10-29-2010, 10:29 PM

I've never broken a bone.

Freebase Dali · 10-29-2010, 10:57 PM

Breaking bones aren't cool. Well... I've only broken my nose. When I was a kid, I slept on the top bunk and rolled out of bed one night and landed directly on my face. Broke my nose and bled profusely. Ran to my parent's room, and they told me to go back to bed because I had just had a bad dream.

The next morning, when everyone was awake, they saw my face.. and immediately brought me to Walmart and bought me a toy because they felt bad. lol. (Notice... no doctor)
I would have capitalized on that, had it not hurt like a motherfucker the first time around.

I jammed my wrist a few times skateboarding, but it wasn't a break I don't think.

As for things I've never done that most others have:

- I've never been on a roller coaster. And I don't really want to, nor have I ever.
- I've never owned any other kind of pet than a cat or dog.
- I've never liked sushi, and always thought people simply stuffed it down and told all their friends about it because it was trendy. Granted, I'm not against the possibility that I just had really bad sushi. 3 times from 3 different places. Maybe 4th time is a charm? I would tend to blame it on the ingredients, although everyone tells me I just happened to get a bad batch. I can't help but think they're fucking retarded.
- I've never liked Rocky Horror Picture Show, and think that while it's probably the least boring musical play that exists, it's also still a musical, and sucks for that specific reason. I can find absolutely no redeeming qualities in anything that repeatedly breaks out in songs I really don't care for.
- I've never gotten a speeding ticket.

Eh... I'm spent.

Insane Guest · 10-29-2010, 11:12 PM

Really!!! No Roller Coasters? That's the type of thing that once you do it, you think "Why did I never go on this, I've missed out" I cried the whole time in line on my first rollercoaster (I was 10) But when I went on, I walked off with a huge smile, and went on... No lie, believe it or not... 26 times. If you want to know it took around two hours, the guy just let us go repeatedly, and it was at LegoLand, I was 10!

Alfred · 10-29-2010, 11:16 PM

Roller Coasters are one of my favorite things of life... a summer without going to Canada's Wonderland isn't a very good summer in my book.

crash_override · 10-29-2010, 11:23 PM

Roller Coasters pretty much own.

CanwllCorfe · 10-30-2010, 12:15 AM

I used to be terrified of them, but now I'm up for going on one. To be honest, it wasn't actually being on the roller coaster that scared me. It was the lines and all the hubbub that all the people caused. If it was just me with no one else, I would have had a blast.

sidewinder · 10-30-2010, 12:46 AM

I would just like to say, because of the sushi comments so far, that I ate $45 worth of sushi tonight.

10-29-2010, 09:15 PM	#51 (permalink)
Dr.Seussicide FakingSuicideForApplause Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: I live in a van down by the river Posts: 1,365	I've never sucked dick. __________________ I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. Don't fret, baby, we're simply growing And my darling, I wouldn't mind to die like this.

10-29-2010, 10:27 PM	#53 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	Like many people, I've never been in a fight either. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

10-29-2010, 11:16 PM	#57 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	Roller Coasters are one of my favorite things of life... a summer without going to Canada's Wonderland isn't a very good summer in my book. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

10-30-2010, 12:15 AM	#59 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	I used to be terrified of them, but now I'm up for going on one. To be honest, it wasn't actually being on the roller coaster that scared me. It was the lines and all the hubbub that all the people caused. If it was just me with no one else, I would have had a blast. __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

10-30-2010, 12:46 AM	#60 (permalink)
sidewinder Engorged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,536	I would just like to say, because of the sushi comments so far, that I ate $45 worth of sushi tonight. __________________ last.fm \| my collection on RYM \| vinyl instagram @allthatyouseeandhear I'd love to see your signature/links too, but the huge and obnoxious ones have caused me to block all signatures.

10-29-2010, 10:29 PM	#54 (permalink)
Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	I've never broken a bone.

10-29-2010, 10:57 PM	#55 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Breaking bones aren't cool. Well... I've only broken my nose. When I was a kid, I slept on the top bunk and rolled out of bed one night and landed directly on my face. Broke my nose and bled profusely. Ran to my parent's room, and they told me to go back to bed because I had just had a bad dream. The next morning, when everyone was awake, they saw my face.. and immediately brought me to Walmart and bought me a toy because they felt bad. lol. (Notice... no doctor) I would have capitalized on that, had it not hurt like a motherfucker the first time around. I jammed my wrist a few times skateboarding, but it wasn't a break I don't think. As for things I've never done that most others have: - I've never been on a roller coaster. And I don't really want to, nor have I ever. - I've never owned any other kind of pet than a cat or dog. - I've never liked sushi, and always thought people simply stuffed it down and told all their friends about it because it was trendy. Granted, I'm not against the possibility that I just had really bad sushi. 3 times from 3 different places. Maybe 4th time is a charm? I would tend to blame it on the ingredients, although everyone tells me I just happened to get a bad batch. I can't help but think they're fucking retarded. - I've never liked Rocky Horror Picture Show, and think that while it's probably the least boring musical play that exists, it's also still a musical, and sucks for that specific reason. I can find absolutely no redeeming qualities in anything that repeatedly breaks out in songs I really don't care for. - I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Eh... I'm spent.

10-29-2010, 11:12 PM	#56 (permalink)
Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	Really!!! No Roller Coasters? That's the type of thing that once you do it, you think "Why did I never go on this, I've missed out" I cried the whole time in line on my first rollercoaster (I was 10) But when I went on, I walked off with a huge smile, and went on... No lie, believe it or not... 26 times. If you want to know it took around two hours, the guy just let us go repeatedly, and it was at LegoLand, I was 10!