I've never sucked dick.

haha... I was going to say I never infracted you for anything, but that would be untrue, and also wouldn't fit the context of this joke.

Like many people, I've never been in a fight either.

I've never broken a bone.

Breaking bones aren't cool. Well... I've only broken my nose. When I was a kid, I slept on the top bunk and rolled out of bed one night and landed directly on my face. Broke my nose and bled profusely. Ran to my parent's room, and they told me to go back to bed because I had just had a bad dream.

The next morning, when everyone was awake, they saw my face.. and immediately brought me to Walmart and bought me a toy because they felt bad. lol. (Notice... no doctor)
I would have capitalized on that, had it not hurt like a motherfucker the first time around.

I jammed my wrist a few times skateboarding, but it wasn't a break I don't think.



As for things I've never done that most others have:

- I've never been on a roller coaster. And I don't really want to, nor have I ever.
- I've never owned any other kind of pet than a cat or dog.
- I've never liked sushi, and always thought people simply stuffed it down and told all their friends about it because it was trendy. Granted, I'm not against the possibility that I just had really bad sushi. 3 times from 3 different places. Maybe 4th time is a charm? I would tend to blame it on the ingredients, although everyone tells me I just happened to get a bad batch. I can't help but think they're fucking retarded.
- I've never liked Rocky Horror Picture Show, and think that while it's probably the least boring musical play that exists, it's also still a musical, and sucks for that specific reason. I can find absolutely no redeeming qualities in anything that repeatedly breaks out in songs I really don't care for.
- I've never gotten a speeding ticket.


Eh... I'm spent.

Really!!! No Roller Coasters? That's the type of thing that once you do it, you think "Why did I never go on this, I've missed out" I cried the whole time in line on my first rollercoaster (I was 10) But when I went on, I walked off with a huge smile, and went on... No lie, believe it or not... 26 times. If you want to know it took around two hours, the guy just let us go repeatedly, and it was at LegoLand, I was 10!

Roller Coasters are one of my favorite things of life... a summer without going to Canada's Wonderland isn't a very good summer in my book.

Roller Coasters pretty much own.

I used to be terrified of them, but now I'm up for going on one. To be honest, it wasn't actually being on the roller coaster that scared me. It was the lines and all the hubbub that all the people caused. If it was just me with no one else, I would have had a blast.

I would just like to say, because of the sushi comments so far, that I ate $45 worth of sushi tonight.